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Has anybody seen John? He was in the castle. Was he in the belfry the last time I was talking to him?

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Where is he? Have we sent a search party out for John? He's gone missing. He was around the island. Has anybody seen John? He's gone missing. He was in the castle. He's gone missing. He was in the fucking belfry at the castle there the last day. John, hello. Yeah, nobody's visiting. Nobody's seen him since. We've got the lighthouse. Can we get the light? Can we get the lighthouse out for John? We need to get the lighthouse switched on immediately. Tell the lighthouse keeper. Can you go and tell the lighthouse keeper we need to get the lighthouse.

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that's which done immediately we have to start searching for John okay he's

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around the island somewhere he was last seen in the belfry of the castle

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belfry of the castle free of the cat free of the castle John hello are you

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there John did you go to the other island John he was in the fucking baby

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the castle yeah don't worry about where is he and we send a search party out for

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John he's got missing a ride hello John can you hear me hello when I slither home

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after a hard day out in fields there's nothing I like more than lashing a few

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stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your

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hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going I do a few rolls on

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the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flow once those

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flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it you can generate extra

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drafage by using your gooch as a waft now all that's left is to sit back and warm

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your sack by the flames this message was brought to you by firelighters

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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*Sigh*

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I like the build time.

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I like the build time.

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I like the build time.

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I like the build time.

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I like the build time.

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I like the build time.

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*Mario plays*

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What the fuck has he got in his hand?

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*Mario plays*

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Build time!

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Build time!

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Build time!

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I'm going to go to the next video.

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I'm going to go to the next video.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated.

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It looks like he's saying I've been married three times as they're bundling him away into the sack.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

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With Jackie Brosnan.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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Fucking hardcore fucking news here, man.

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How are you getting on?

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Welcome to the main galaxy.

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Now, this is hot off the press.

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Apparently, fucking Julian Assange, or as Beardsman MEP says, the granddad from Only Fools and Horses.

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Or Uncle Albert, is it?

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No, he is.

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He looks like granddad from Only Fools.

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And like Santa Claus.

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What's he been at?

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What's Assange been doing, man?

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For like 10 years in the embassy.

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Did he have a treadmill or something?

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Did he?

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Did he have a fucking rowing machine?

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How did he get?

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There's been no sunlight.

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He's been on vitamin D tablets.

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I heard he's been injecting vitamin D into the base of his cock.

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And apparently now, people, this is fresh off the news press.

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The news press has just released this little jam nugget for your consumption.

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Be careful.

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There's a lot of sugar in this shit.

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And it might cause diabetics to have a fucking ultimate seizure.

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Cause this clip is, it's sweet, but it's got a sour little aftertaste to it.

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And this cunt was just lifted from the embassy.

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And as he was lifted from the embassy, Julian Assange was heard to have shouted out a number of different things.

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Including the fact that he loves women.

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Now we know that he is under investigation for rape in the Nordic countries.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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Have you heard that?

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Now if that's not proof enough that he's guilty of something, I don't know what is.

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And you need to sort yourself out of Assange.

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I mean if you're going to be, what's it?

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He was carrying something in his little claw.

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He had a little notepad in his claw.

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The daft old sausage.

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It looks like, is that a David Icke book?

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I think he's got a David Icke book in his hand as well.

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Listen man, it's all over Assange.

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You've gone Icke.

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Fucking Icke Turner and the boys.

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The boys up in San Quentin are gonna love you Assange.

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Ah no, I don't think he'll be extradited to the States yet.

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I'd say there'll be some cock and bull bullshit where he'll be sent off to fucking Sweden.

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To face the heavy charges.

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Heavy sex crime jab.

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I'd like to enhance the reputation of this screen here so we can see the book he was holding.

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One sec there and I'll move my fucking melon head out the way.

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How are y'all doing?

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We've got a bit of Yakuza coming your way now.

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The Yakuza are the Japanese bad boys.

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Cartel jab.

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Now let's have a look at this.

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Uncle Christmas from Only Fools and Horses.

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Uncle Horses from Only Fools and Christmas is fucking looking worse for the wear man.

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And he loves women apparently as well.

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Now.

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How the fuck do I?

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Bear with me now.

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We need validation on this piece.

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This book that he has.

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I wish there was like an easy shortcut for fucking blowing up the picture.

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No.

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What the fuck is that man?

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Who is that?

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Does anybody know who that is?

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Can we get some info on this guy?

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On this piece?

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He loves women.

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He's mad about women.

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He's been married three times.

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He's infatuated with women.

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Uno momento.

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Pro Evo 5.

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Music.

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Pro Evo 6 music.

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Just to really get the fucking flavor going.

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Existence.

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Full existence.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Main menu.

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Music.

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Music.

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Music.

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Welcome to the main galaxy everyone.

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It's fucking Thursday the 11th of April.

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1-1.

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Two towers.

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Remember that?

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Keep that number in mind.

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You might need it in the future.

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When the spooks get to you.

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We've got some fresh.

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Off the fucking press.

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News here.

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About Julian Assange.

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Who's been bundled.

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Into a paddy wagon.

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With a fucking little buck.

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A David Icke buck in his claws.

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And as he was leaving the fucking embassy.

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Where he's being holed up.

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He's being caged in the Ecuador.

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In Ecuador.

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For fucking 10 years.

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For fucking 10 years.

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And as he left.

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He was shouting stuff about being infatuated with women.

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We know now that he has to face charges over in fucking Sweden land.

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On groping and grabbing and Icelandic fucking dancing and lizarding and laughing about the place.

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You know the weird dancing he was doing.

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Fucking Ted dancing in the boys.

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Let's have a look at this.

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There was footage of him in a nightclub.

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A nude club, because he's a lizard.

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Julian Assange dance.

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Dance.

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And this is the music he was dancing to.

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This is the tune.

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And listen, there was also audio.

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There was audio on the camera at the time.

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So we can get a few of the sound nuggets from what was going on at the time.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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Okay, no.

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He's almost snake-like in his movements.

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I love women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I was mad about women out in Sweden, man. I'm facing charges about women. I've been charged three times.

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I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

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T22BC. Hey, T22BC, how are you getting on, kid? Hope you're doing all right, man. We're fucking breaking the egg here tonight. Today.

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Have a look.

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That is a total and absolute lie. You are a liar.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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Don't obsess with me all the time.

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Don't obsess with me all the time.

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Don't obsess with me all the time.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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How are you getting on? Thank you very much. Drive time.

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I'll upload that one of the days, yeah.

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

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I love women. I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women. I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women. I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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I love women.

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I'm mad about women.

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I've been married three times.

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I'm infatuated with women.

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Hey, dahi all. Thank you very much. Dahi all.

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Dahi all is after you.

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Interesting. A few questions there, Dahio.

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A few questions to you, my friend.

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Okay.

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Number one.

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Who's that?

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Let's see who that is.

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Jesus. Jimmy Jesus. How are you, buddy?

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How are you getting on? I hope you're getting on all right.

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But I have a few fucking questions now.

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I have a few fucking questions to hit you with.

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You old snake in a box.

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Number one, Dahio.

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Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

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And number two, Jesus.

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Number two, Frank McCourt.

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Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Spy Scout movement?

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And I know why you didn't discuss that stuff.

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00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:40,880
Why?

263
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:41,900
Because...

264
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,440
You are a liar.

265
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,960
You are a liar.

266
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,900
You have been peddling lies.

267
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:53,160
You've peddled your lies all over the world.

268
00:16:54,740 --> 00:16:57,380
And I know why you're a liar as well.

269
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,380
Because remember what you did to your mother.

270
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,520
You hammered your mother.

271
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:02,740
All right.

272
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:04,860
Okay.

273
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:05,800
Okay.

274
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,360
You hammered your mother.

275
00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:08,100
Okay.

276
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,220
Right. Let's go. Let's go.

277
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:11,120
Oh, yeah. One more. One more.

278
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:13,420
A dose of Nalingitis.

279
00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:15,180
A dose of Nalingitis.

280
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,460
I think Julian Assange had a bit of a...

281
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,660
A dose of Nalingitis.

282
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:23,660
And that's why he was being bundled out of the embassy like a fucking sack of...

283
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:24,900
Cats.

284
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,960
But, I mean, just before we get into the game here...

285
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,980
Thanks for the tip.

286
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:32,960
I'll buy a pint of that.

287
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:33,760
Paper McShay.

288
00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,840
Thank you very much.

289
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,560
Could you wish Shaney baby a happy 25th, please, Francis?

290
00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:40,840
Yeah, Shaney baby.

291
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,020
Welcome to the Galaxy, man.

292
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,220
25 years fresh out the box, is it?

293
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,900
Happy birthday, you old snake in a fucking galaxy.

294
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,040
Hopefully you're doing all right, Shane.

295
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,240
Listen, baby.

296
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,780
It's just me, you, the stars in the sky.

297
00:17:57,580 --> 00:17:58,860
I hope you're all right.

298
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,220
Buckle up tight.

299
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:02,480
It's gonna be a bumpy ride, player.

300
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,860
You just hit the jackpot.

301
00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:05,980
And...

302
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:10,280
I'm gonna keep that jackpot to myself for a bit.

303
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,300
I'll give it to you when the time is right.

304
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,560
But until then, you'll have to fucking hold on to your hat.

305
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:16,820
And do the work.

306
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,700
Put the work in and it'll be rewarded to you in due course.

307
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:22,140
Yeah.

308
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:23,780
Who's this?

309
00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:24,480
Who's this?

310
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,360
Another player has entered the scene.

311
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:27,880
Schleigo Spiders.

312
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:29,380
How the hell are you?

313
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,220
You old fucking Spider-Man.

314
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:32,780
Spiders.

315
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,240
Spiders.

316
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,140
Spiders.

317
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,060
Thanks very much, Schleigo Spiders.

318
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:40,920
Paper McShay.

319
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:41,720
Jimmy Jesus.

320
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:42,180
Yeah.

321
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,320
And Bruno.

322
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:49,280
Sure, your man Assange has fuck all moves

323
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,300
compared to the snake-like movements you've been throwing.

324
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,140
Thanks very much, man.

325
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,840
I wonder what is going to happen to Assange.

326
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,220
Is he going to be charged, extradited and charged?

327
00:18:58,740 --> 00:19:00,680
I wish that we could watch the courtroom,

328
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,100
live courtroom scene like you do in America.

329
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,260
I'd be fucking broadcasting all day long if that was the case

330
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:08,940
because we'd have unlimited content.

331
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:12,620
Be able to watch cunts on trial

332
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:16,760
and be just shouting from the gallows or the gallery.

333
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,100
He's fucked.

334
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,260
He's fucked.

335
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:25,400
I actually managed to get myself a seat outside the embassy

336
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,880
whilst Assange was being bungled away, man.

337
00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:32,820
He's fucked.

338
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,600
Leave Santa Claus alone.

339
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,120
He did nothing wrong, man.

340
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,220
You're fucked.

341
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:40,520
You're fucked.

342
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:45,140
How confusing would it be to have someone outside the embassy shouting stuff like,

343
00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,040
the same person shouting,

344
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,440
he did nothing wrong,

345
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:49,320
and then going,

346
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:50,320
you're fucked.

347
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,500
What a mindfuck that would be.

348
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:54,520
You'd be halfway into the van going,

349
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:56,280
oh man, at least someone's on my side.

350
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:56,980
And then,

351
00:19:57,140 --> 00:19:58,400
180.

352
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,100
You're fucked.

353
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:02,740
See,

354
00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:05,300
that's the way I operate as a snake.

355
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,460
I'd be outside the embassy like this.

356
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,080
Leave a set.

357
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,100
Don't worry, Julian.

358
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,520
We've got your back.

359
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,000
He did nothing wrong.

360
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,020
Leave Julian alone.

361
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,300
You're fucked.

362
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:17,940
You're fucked.

363
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,640
You're fucked.

364
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:23,160
And the policeman would be smiling and laughing as that was happening.

365
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,400
Look.

366
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,140
Look at him there.

367
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,200
Little fucking smile on the face scene.

368
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,300
Copper go smiley there, boy.

369
00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,260
Copper face Jack.

370
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:34,160
And the boils.

371
00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:35,240
Yeah.

372
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:36,700
Benjamin Netanyahu,

373
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,380
thanks very much.

374
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:39,060
You're doing great work out there in the West Bank.

375
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:39,840
Not the best work.

376
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:40,180
Probably,

377
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,380
humanitarially speaking,

378
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,300
the worst work.

379
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:42,840
But,

380
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,060
it must be said,

381
00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:45,480
you stick to your guns.

382
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:46,380
And,

383
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,400
quite literally,

384
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,220
you do stick to guns and bombs.

385
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:50,080
And,

386
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:50,580
fucking,

387
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:51,720
aeroplanes,

388
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,240
strikes,

389
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:53,320
drones,

390
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:54,960
the whole shebang.

391
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:56,020
And,

392
00:20:56,100 --> 00:21:01,020
the little strip of people you've got caged into the side of the country there.

393
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:02,500
And you're doing them in.

394
00:21:03,980 --> 00:21:05,460
What's going on in your head?

395
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:06,960
When you're doing that,

396
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,300
I don't know.

397
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:09,840
But,

398
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,360
you like the streams.

399
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,440
And if you like the streams,

400
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,680
then welcome to the dream.

401
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:17,880
That's,

402
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:18,820
that's fine by me.

403
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:19,400
Whoever,

404
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,580
whoever watches the stream,

405
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,640
you're fine in my book.

406
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,260
No matter what kind of,

407
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,160
humanitarian hell,

408
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,500
you inflict upon,

409
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:27,220
people.

410
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:28,460
It doesn't matter.

411
00:21:28,940 --> 00:21:30,160
Everybody is welcome here.

412
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:30,800
Everybody.

413
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:31,700
Okay?

414
00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:33,220
Julian Assange was welcome.

415
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:34,360
Sure look,

416
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:35,500
this was happening earlier on,

417
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,340
to Julian Assange.

418
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,000
And,

419
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,820
we got live audio of him,

420
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,700
as he was walking out.

421
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:43,380
He's on fucking sex crime charges.

422
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:43,660
Look.

423
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:44,820
I love women.

424
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:45,760
I'm,

425
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,500
I love women.

426
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,300
I'm mad about women.

427
00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,140
I've been married three times.

428
00:21:51,260 --> 00:21:53,020
I'm infatuated with women.

429
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:55,060
I love women.

430
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,860
I'm mad about women.

431
00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:58,680
I've been married three times.

432
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,560
I'm infatuated with women.

433
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,100
Do you know,

434
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:01,740
it's just that,

435
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,080
I'm infatuated,

436
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,780
he's pointing as he says it,

437
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:05,320
he's pointing,

438
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:05,720
he's going,

439
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:06,780
I love women.

440
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,120
I love women.

441
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,420
I love women.

442
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,140
I've been married three times.

443
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,500
I'm infatuated with women.

444
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,000
It's fucking mad,

445
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:18,200
man.

446
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:18,820
And,

447
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,360
I'm sorry if you've just tuned in,

448
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:20,840
and you're,

449
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,580
you're coming to a Yakuza stream,

450
00:22:22,620 --> 00:22:23,400
it says Yakuza,

451
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,460
we're going to play Yakuza,

452
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,640
man.

453
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:25,340
Yeah,

454
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:26,460
Yakuza's going to happen.

455
00:22:26,740 --> 00:22:28,420
But I've just fucking had this,

456
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:28,860
uh,

457
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:29,940
news come into me,

458
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:30,380
dispatch,

459
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,720
just before we went live,

460
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:32,180
so I mean,

461
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,080
not much I can really fucking do,

462
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:34,320
man.

463
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:35,520
Do you know what I mean?

464
00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:36,940
Yeah.

465
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:38,500
Anonymous.

466
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,300
Thank you very much,

467
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:40,680
Anonymous.

468
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,420
Hope you're having a great fucking

469
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,760
April the 11th.

470
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:44,740
Okay?

471
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:45,760
One,

472
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,100
one.

473
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:48,600
Don't forget the number.

474
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,160
You are a liar.

475
00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:56,320
You are the best person in the world,

476
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:56,680
Anonymous.

477
00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:57,460
Okay.

478
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,100
And I wanted to say something to you.

479
00:22:59,300 --> 00:22:59,620
Okay.

480
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,840
You never had it in your intention

481
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,000
to sack the lot of us.

482
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:03,500
Okay.

483
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:04,420
What you wanted,

484
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,860
was a situation whereby,

485
00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:07,460
the stream would continue up

486
00:23:07,460 --> 00:23:08,340
until the next,

487
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:09,160
treaty,

488
00:23:09,940 --> 00:23:10,520
arrangement.

489
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,040
Uh,

490
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:13,920
right,

491
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,440
let's get going.

492
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:14,960
Okay,

493
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:15,900
let's get going here.

494
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,180
Fucking Yakuza,

495
00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:17,360
boy.

496
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,000
Thanks very much for that.

497
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,200
That's a nice little amount.

498
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:19,560
Doodle Brudel.

499
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,300
Look,

500
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:21,760
Doodle Brudel.

501
00:23:22,180 --> 00:23:22,460
Hello,

502
00:23:22,460 --> 00:23:23,100
line four,

503
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:23,580
good evening.

504
00:23:24,340 --> 00:23:24,940
Good evening,

505
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:25,860
Doodle Brudel.

506
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:26,620
Good evening,

507
00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:27,000
gay.

508
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,620
Doodle Brudel MEP here.

509
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,240
Pat Cox MEP here.

510
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,200
And,

511
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:32,520
um,

512
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,880
I hope you're okay there,

513
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,540
Doodle Brudel.

514
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,560
Thank you very much for that

515
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,500
kind fucking Pat Cox MEP.

516
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:37,740
Yeah.

517
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,380
Pat Cox MEP here.

518
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,260
Gandalf's left nut.

519
00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,220
Thanks very much.

520
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,220
Thanks very much.

521
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:43,220
Thanks very much.

522
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,180
Gandalf's left nut.

523
00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:44,560
Hey you,

524
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:45,520
so glad to see you.

525
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:46,180
Sarah snake.

526
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:47,500
Colds are no fun.

527
00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:47,700
Yeah,

528
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:47,960
I know.

529
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,160
I've got the cold big time

530
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,340
and I have still have a sore throat.

531
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,420
Do you know what,

532
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:52,560
man?

533
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,920
That'll fucking shake you up

534
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,600
when you're ill

535
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,340
because all you want,

536
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,740
I wanted to go back on the stream

537
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:58,600
and do some streaming.

538
00:23:58,900 --> 00:23:59,400
Pickled onions.

539
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:00,080
Thanks very much.

540
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:01,400
Look,

541
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:01,980
pickled onions,

542
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:02,180
man.

543
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,040
It's fucking great to have you

544
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,000
in the mean wave.

545
00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:07,100
Okay.

546
00:24:15,780 --> 00:24:16,960
It's great to have you all.

547
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,200
And I want to say something else.

548
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:20,760
Uh.

549
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:23,140
You are a liar.

550
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:24,920
And pickled onions.

551
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,440
You've peddled your lies

552
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:27,520
all over the world.

553
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,280
And the other thing is pickled onions.

554
00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:31,120
Is that the best you can come up with?

555
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:32,280
Do you know what I mean?

556
00:24:33,060 --> 00:24:34,760
Is that the best you can come up with?

557
00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:35,620
Um.

558
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:37,080
And gun.

559
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:37,800
And Sarah,

560
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:38,660
Sarah snake.

561
00:24:39,300 --> 00:24:39,640
I'm,

562
00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:40,840
I've got a bone to pick with you

563
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:41,220
because.

564
00:24:41,620 --> 00:24:42,660
You hammered your mother.

565
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,160
You know,

566
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,680
I'm just getting used to the soundboard,

567
00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:45,040
guys.

568
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,760
It's not a fucking clean operation.

569
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,100
You're watching this thinking,

570
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,100
what's he at?

571
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,440
It's been half an hour now.

572
00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,460
Nothing of any entertainment value

573
00:24:52,460 --> 00:24:53,460
has happened whatsoever.

574
00:24:53,980 --> 00:24:55,420
And there's no games being played.

575
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:56,600
Well,

576
00:24:56,660 --> 00:24:56,860
yeah.

577
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:57,800
Maybe,

578
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,480
did you get,

579
00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,420
did you think of this one?

580
00:24:59,460 --> 00:25:00,380
Maybe I'm playing a game

581
00:25:00,380 --> 00:25:01,220
with your minds.

582
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,500
Did you ever think of that?

583
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:05,440
No?

584
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:05,500
No?

585
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,640
Did you ever think of this?

586
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,660
I love women.

587
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,480
I'm mad about women.

588
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,300
I've been married three times.

589
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,180
I'm infatuated with women.

590
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:28,000
Just out of interest,

591
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,320
what is he actually saying there?

592
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:31,620
Let's have a look at this

593
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,020
super dude.

594
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:41,700
huh?

595
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:41,700
Huh?

596
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,940
WikiLeaks co-founder Julian Assange

597
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,780
has been arrested in London.

598
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,360
Mr. Assange took refuge in the embassy

599
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,120
seven years ago

600
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,600
to avoid extradition to Sweden

601
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,120
over a sex assault case

602
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:53,940
that has been dropped.

603
00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:54,480
Alright,

604
00:25:54,620 --> 00:25:55,480
so he's not going to face it.

605
00:25:57,980 --> 00:25:59,660
Imagine people celebrating

606
00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,600
someone getting arrested

607
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,260
because they exposed illegal activities

608
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,800
throughout several governments.

609
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:04,560
Yeah,

610
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:05,480
it's fucking mad, man.

611
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,040
Julian shared the info

612
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:08,840
of the USA killing innocent people,

613
00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:09,660
journalists included.

614
00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:11,280
Why is this crime?

615
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,200
Let's have a look at this.

616
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,800
Take out here.

617
00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:21,700
Look at those emojis, man.

618
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:22,840
Whoever fucking wrote that

619
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,140
that comment was really raged.

620
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:27,280
Julian shared info,

621
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:27,880
okay,

622
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:31,020
of the USA killing innocent people,

623
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,260
journalists included.

624
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,180
Why is this a crime?

625
00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,640
And those that committed the crime

626
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,640
are not being arrested.

627
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:38,740
Question mark,

628
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,520
question mark,

629
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,260
question mark,

630
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:40,940
question mark,

631
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:41,740
question mark.

632
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:43,400
Not,

633
00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:45,040
confused face,

634
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:45,980
confused face,

635
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:46,940
confused face,

636
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,220
shocked face,

637
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,920
shocked face.

638
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,720
They really wanted to get

639
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:52,640
that point across

640
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:53,780
and they really did well.

641
00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,120
How the government

642
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:58,960
and established

643
00:26:58,960 --> 00:26:59,720
cooperate,

644
00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:00,800
established and cooperate

645
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,660
to keep him in power.

646
00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:02,700
Free Assange,

647
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,580
his only crime

648
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,340
is telling the warmonger's secrets.

649
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:08,180
Well,

650
00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:08,960
that's something else,

651
00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:09,240
isn't it?

652
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,300
Johnny Dundas,

653
00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:12,480
how are the,

654
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:14,320
how's the Dundas squad?

655
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:15,980
Hope you're keeping all right,

656
00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:16,320
Dundas.

657
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,340
Welcome to the mainframe,

658
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,420
galaxy frame.

659
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:20,580
Have you missed the Dunderpants?

660
00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:21,200
Yeah,

661
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,420
I had to go down to Penny's

662
00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,360
and get a new pair of Dundas for myself.

663
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,780
The last pair got scuttered.

664
00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:29,000
I ended up fucking scuttering the bed

665
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,660
the last night.

666
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,840
Had to go down to Guiney's for sheets

667
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,560
and Penny's for Dundas.

668
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:35,620
I have an extra pair of underpants

669
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,320
underneath for any kind of accidents.

670
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,140
I call them the Dunderpants.

671
00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:41,720
Thanks for the tip.

672
00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,300
I'll buy a pint with that.

673
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,640
Eddie Durkin is a scouser.

674
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:49,460
Thank you very much,

675
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,620
Eddie Durkin is a scouser.

676
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,140
World news of yours,

677
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,680
Bird said,

678
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:54,960
sorry,

679
00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:56,020
I'm going to get loaded.

680
00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:56,820
I don't know,

681
00:27:56,860 --> 00:27:58,180
it was one of the America eps,

682
00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,160
one of the New York eps,

683
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,440
so probably be about

684
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,060
episode 20,

685
00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:03,360
20,

686
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,500
between 26 and 30.

687
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:08,060
It was the one before Shia LaBeef.

688
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,440
I don't know them offhand

689
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,940
because it was Rush Today

690
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:13,280
who did all the fucking branding

691
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:13,860
and numbering.

692
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,740
I just made the fucking things.

693
00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,360
But thanks very much for watching.

694
00:28:19,940 --> 00:28:21,060
And thanks for donating.

695
00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:22,600
And I hope you're alright.

696
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:35,020
This is what happens

697
00:28:35,020 --> 00:28:35,940
when you tell the truth

698
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,900
about the military-industrial complex.

699
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:39,360
A grave injustice.

700
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:54,620
Three months maximum

701
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:56,020
before his passing appears

702
00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:56,480
in the news.

703
00:28:56,580 --> 00:28:57,040
I hope not.

704
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:07,080
Ha ha ha, look.

705
00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:09,100
Why arrest Gandalf?

706
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,280
Why arrest Gandalf?

707
00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,440
Did he tell the truth

708
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,300
and expose you?

709
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,120
That only got fucking five

710
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,440
up thumbs.

711
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,000
Fucking hell hey.

712
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360
Do you know what though?

713
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:31,820
I mean like,

714
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,280
you probably,

715
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:33,540
after five years

716
00:29:33,540 --> 00:29:34,920
cooked up in the embassy there,

717
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:35,840
I wouldn't mind

718
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,660
a change of scenery.

719
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,660
I know that's probably

720
00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:39,780
going to be a prison cell,

721
00:29:39,860 --> 00:29:40,200
but I mean,

722
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:41,000
fuck.

723
00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:43,640
Can he send tweets?

724
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,320
Can he still do

725
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,020
WikiLeaks from,

726
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:45,860
from fucking

727
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:46,800
prisoner?

728
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,160
Maybe I could,

729
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,040
I could continue

730
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,880
the WikiLeaks for him

731
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:51,300
if he wants.

732
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:51,700
Julian,

733
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,320
if you're watching,

734
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:52,700
horse,

735
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,340
I know you're,

736
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:55,260
you're into the internet

737
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:55,880
and stuff,

738
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:56,480
right now,

739
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:56,780
right now,

740
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,780
right now,

741
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,780
right now,

742
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:56,780
right now,

743
00:29:56,780 --> 00:29:57,820
this is the hottest show

744
00:29:57,820 --> 00:29:58,220
in town.

745
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,220
We've already got 5,600 people

746
00:30:01,220 --> 00:30:02,280
watching right now

747
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,940
and the numbers just keep

748
00:30:03,940 --> 00:30:04,440
going up,

749
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:04,720
baby.

750
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:07,420
I know that we've lost you,

751
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:08,800
so I mean,

752
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:09,820
there's nothing we can really do

753
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:10,280
at the moment,

754
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,160
but I mean,

755
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,640
what we want is a situation

756
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:13,600
where I can continue

757
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,140
WikiLeaks.

758
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,220
now,

759
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,820
what's the story there,

760
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,300
Julian?

761
00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:18,660
Do you need help?

762
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,980
I'm doing Yakuza today,

763
00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:22,140
so I could do a bit of

764
00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,200
WikiLeaking later on.

765
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:24,880
Zip up your Wiki,

766
00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,360
it's fucking leaking, man.

767
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,000
When I slither home

768
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:33,920
after a hard day

769
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,680
out in the fields,

770
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,860
there's nothing I like

771
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:36,920
more than lashing a few

772
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,340
shtickings into the fireplace

773
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:40,360
and setting fire to them.

774
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:41,420
Be careful not to burn

775
00:30:41,420 --> 00:30:42,380
your hands like I did

776
00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:42,960
while I'm waiting

777
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,240
for that baby to get going,

778
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:45,480
I do a few rolls

779
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,140
on the ground

780
00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,320
and a few reptilious repetitions

781
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,100
just to get the blood flowing.

782
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:51,560
Once those flames

783
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:52,440
are licking high,

784
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,620
it's time to shtick

785
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:54,540
your coal in it.

786
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:58,220
You can generate extra draftage

787
00:30:58,220 --> 00:30:59,540
by using your gooch

788
00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:00,280
as a waft.

789
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,660
Now all that's left

790
00:31:01,660 --> 00:31:02,640
is to sit back

791
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,740
and warm your sack

792
00:31:03,740 --> 00:31:04,700
by the flames.

793
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,440
This message was brought to you

794
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,160
by Firelighters.

795
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:34,580
Yes.

796
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:34,620
Yes.

797
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:34,620
Yes.

798
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:41,200
One sec now.

799
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,840
One sec now.

800
00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:47,400
How big is your wiki?

801
00:31:48,980 --> 00:31:52,180
It's fucking HTML5.

802
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,060
It's got JavaScript

803
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,160
programmed into it.

804
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:54,960
I'm not going to discuss

805
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,620
its size,

806
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,920
but it takes up

807
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,860
about five gig

808
00:31:57,860 --> 00:31:59,760
on your old lady's server.

809
00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:02,380
And it's fucking leaking.

810
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:03,260
I need to get it seen.

811
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,740
I was at the chemist yesterday.

812
00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:05,720
They gave me some tablets

813
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,120
for it.

814
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:11,840
Gregor.

815
00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:12,560
Gregoski.

816
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,300
Thanks very much.

817
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:13,900
Gregoski.

818
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,380
And Jamesy.

819
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,640
And Eddie Durkin.

820
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:18,840
And Johnny Dundas.

821
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:21,120
Right.

822
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:21,940
Let's get going with this.

823
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,440
New game.

824
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,180
If we turn this fucking volume up.

825
00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,880
Stick the fucking volume up.

826
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,620
We'll leave it there.

827
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:33,100
80.

828
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,020
Let's see how we get that.

829
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:35,840
No.

830
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,480
New game.

831
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:38,360
Never played this.

832
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,880
People tell me to play it.

833
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,720
I wanted a successor to

834
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,000
Shenmuzi.

835
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,480
So this is it.

836
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:49,080
At least we're not being bungled

837
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,100
into a fucking van

838
00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,700
screaming about how infatuated

839
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:52,600
we are with women.

840
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,680
And how we've been married

841
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,300
three times.

842
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:57,620
It's kind of...

843
00:32:57,620 --> 00:32:58,360
It was sad as well

844
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,380
for his fucking wife

845
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:00,400
who was in the audience

846
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,480
who was listening to...

847
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,280
I'm infatuated with women.

848
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,160
I've been married three times, sure.

849
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:06,260
Like...

850
00:33:07,060 --> 00:33:08,040
What would she...

851
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,180
If I was his missus,

852
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:10,140
I would be like...

853
00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:10,520
Right.

854
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,240
So what?

855
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,400
Am I just the next one?

856
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:14,420
When...

857
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:15,340
Who's gonna be...

858
00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:16,280
Am I number four?

859
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,020
Or...

860
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:18,260
Do you plan to go on to fifth?

861
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,100
When's the fifth edition coming out?

862
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:21,880
Look at this one.

863
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,520
This is a new setup I've got now.

864
00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,480
It's called miniature head mode.

865
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:29,300
You've put in...

866
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,180
Congratulations.

867
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:32,560
You've just put into the cheats.

868
00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,280
You've put into the cheats

869
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:35,620
into the fucking livestream

870
00:33:35,620 --> 00:33:37,640
and you've enabled mini head mode.

871
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:38,820
Yeah.

872
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,020
You gotta laugh.

873
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:45,940
You have to laugh

874
00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,220
or you'll fucking cry.

875
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:48,560
That's the problem.

876
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:49,440
New game.

877
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:50,960
Difficulty?

878
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:51,440
Normal.

879
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,500
Never played this.

880
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:57,400
Here we go.

881
00:33:57,500 --> 00:33:57,980
Yakuza.

882
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,380
Get ready for a new saga.

883
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,340
A great saga.

884
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,340
Bit of crying.

885
00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:04,120
Bit of tears.

886
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:04,160
A bit of tears.

887
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,000
Please.

888
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:20,620
No more.

889
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,300
Stop.

890
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:38,300
He's fucked.

891
00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:40,100
You're fucked.

892
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:40,200
You're fucked.

893
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,760
Japanese justice being dished out here.

894
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,460
I'm sorry.

895
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,960
I'm sorry, says the man.

896
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:54,080
He's bloody.

897
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:54,600
He's...

898
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,480
He's gonzo.

899
00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,620
Sharp dressed suit.

900
00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:00,640
Sharp dressed guy.

901
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,080
ZZ Top and the boys.

902
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:02,560
Oh.

903
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,460
Japanese kick to the face there.

904
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:08,460
Fucking...

905
00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:11,040
Remus Uomo.

906
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,740
He's got...

907
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:17,140
When you pick a fight in this town,

908
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,180
you've got to pick it carefully,

909
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,440
especially when you're carrying a wad of cash.

910
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,800
Good evening, gay.

911
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:40,920
The toast of Nananjaisus.

912
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,000
I think the lad on the floor must have had...

913
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,280
The toast of Nananjaisus.

914
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,680
Kamurocho 21st century redevelopment plan begins.

915
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,120
It's a good job I had that subtitle because I can't read Japanese.

916
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:54,820
Okay.

917
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,680
Aloha.

918
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,640
Kamurocho Tokyo.

919
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:00,200
Aloha.

920
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:00,760
Okay.

921
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:00,760
Okay.

922
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:01,660
Okay.

923
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:02,400
Okay.

924
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:03,100
Okay.

925
00:36:03,340 --> 00:36:04,300
Emi-chan.

926
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,460
Emi-chan.

927
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:06,860
You can't bail yet.

928
00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:11,840
Besides, you could wave cash around forever and not find a taxi at this hour.

929
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,380
Bit of sexual advancement going on.

930
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:17,440
Okay.

931
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:18,200
Okay.

932
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,380
Why don't I book as a suite in the plaza?

933
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,960
You and me can get it on till the break of dawn.

934
00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,640
Look at his pants.

935
00:36:30,420 --> 00:36:31,220
What the hell?

936
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,400
That friggin' hurt, man.

937
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,240
What's he gonna do?

938
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:36,160
Fuck all against a tough cunt like that.

939
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,500
Get your ass back to Mars now.

940
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:39,820
Haha.

941
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,080
Look at the face scenes on them.

942
00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:43,000
Look at the hairdos.

943
00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:44,720
Okay.

944
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,080
Fuckin' knock his head off.

945
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:58,180
Some shit's gonna go down here now.

946
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:02,500
Specky Four Eyes and the boys.

947
00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:04,520
Specky Lynch.

948
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:05,880
WWF.

949
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,520
Worldwide Panda Foundation.

950
00:37:10,580 --> 00:37:12,600
Fuckin' center partin' on that cunt, man.

951
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,540
He's on a one-way ticket to Squaresville.

952
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:17,500
He's got the premium pass.

953
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:19,200
He bought the fuckin' priority boarding.

954
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,440
Off the fuckin' Ryanair as well.

955
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,000
He's got a son.

956
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,460
Smilin' coolly walks away.

957
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:28,980
He's rich, got a big car.

958
00:37:32,460 --> 00:37:33,920
Greatly enhanced his reputation

959
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,640
by walkin' away from that fight

960
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,380
without fuckin' throwin' schlaps.

961
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:39,740
Okay?

962
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:42,320
Okay?

963
00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:44,180
Who's this?

964
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:45,720
Good evening, gang.

965
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,920
Here we go.

966
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,140
Look who it is.

967
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,140
Hot Talks MEP here.

968
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,260
Lone Shark.

969
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,000
How did it go, baby?

970
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,060
It's done.

971
00:37:57,780 --> 00:37:59,040
Pardon the loose change.

972
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,360
I didn't bring an envelope.

973
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,900
Don't sweat it.

974
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:04,860
Cash is cash.

975
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:07,920
Spends just fine without an envelope.

976
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,440
You Dojima boys work fast, you cunt.

977
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,100
Sure makes life easier.

978
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:14,640
Okay?

979
00:38:15,180 --> 00:38:16,220
Anyway, here's your cut.

980
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,400
10% as promised.

981
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,600
Treating.

982
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,420
Treating.

983
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,000
Okay?

984
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:23,100
Okay?

985
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:24,840
Here's a little bonus.

986
00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:26,200
Whips out his dick.

987
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,360
Sorry, it's early in the afternoon.

988
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,140
I know you don't want to hear that kind of chat.

989
00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:35,620
Getting real Yakuza, yeah?

990
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,380
You're the one doing me a favor here.

991
00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:38,080
Trust me.

992
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,260
Still, though.

993
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,500
Look around you, man.

994
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,080
With kids your age

995
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,180
waving 10G bills at cabs, okay?

996
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,460
Proper Yakuza's got to keep up appearances.

997
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,600
Treating.

998
00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:49,920
Consider it a gift.

999
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:51,460
Commemorate our first job together.

1000
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,640
Take it, you cunt.

1001
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:57,540
Thank you.

1002
00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:58,840
Cheers.

1003
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,420
Just don't make my mistake and lend it to an idiot.

1004
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,400
300 grand's a drop in the bucket shirt.

1005
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:13,060
But if I don't collect it, it sends the wrong message, right?

1006
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:15,360
I guess so.

1007
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:21,640
Lend money in this town long enough, you'll learn a fucking thing or two, man.

1008
00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:22,200
Okay?

1009
00:39:22,940 --> 00:39:26,220
The world these days, hardly anyone knows what money's worth anymore.

1010
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,060
You may not have the book, Schmarts, kid.

1011
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:34,780
But knowing the street will get you further in life than a fancy degree.

1012
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:36,740
Am I right?

1013
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:37,440
Okay.

1014
00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,800
I really couldn't say.

1015
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,400
Will that be all then, with it?

1016
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,080
Spiders.

1017
00:39:44,220 --> 00:39:44,760
Hey.

1018
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:44,760
Hey.

1019
00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:45,420
Hey.

1020
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,040
Why didn't you come work for me, son?

1021
00:39:47,380 --> 00:39:47,760
Spiders.

1022
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,320
Spiders.

1023
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:54,800
A man with your spider could really rake in the cash, and a lot easier than on a Yakuza payroll.

1024
00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,640
Every meal a feast, every night an orgy, fucking hell.

1025
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,360
And that's just the beginning.

1026
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,580
I love women.

1027
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,380
I'm mad about women.

1028
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,220
I've been married three times.

1029
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,080
I'm infatuated with women.

1030
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,560
It takes a long time to make it as a Yakuza.

1031
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:13,840
But money's a good shortcut.

1032
00:40:14,860 --> 00:40:17,220
Come work for me, and you'll get places quicker.

1033
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,320
You are a liar.

1034
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,040
Three years ago, I might have taken you up on that offer.

1035
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,380
But once you're a Yakuza, you're a Yakuza.

1036
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:27,120
No, there's no turning back.

1037
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,820
You are a liar.

1038
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,360
That's your answer then, yeah?

1039
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:36,720
I wonder if being a Yakuza can lead to a fulfilling life, Pat.

1040
00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:39,780
Heh.

1041
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:41,420
Beats me.

1042
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,580
I've never been a Yakuza, I couldn't tell you.

1043
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,660
Well, call me if you change your mind anyway.

1044
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:51,520
See you around, dickhead.

1045
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:02,320
Wasted my time, man.

1046
00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,020
Wasted my time.

1047
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:13,840
Shit.

1048
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:14,460
I'm missing.

1049
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:15,180
Oh, fuck.

1050
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:15,820
You're missing.

1051
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,980
Oh, there was a shot there.

1052
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,220
I wish I'd have seen it.

1053
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,740
It was titillation.

1054
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:21,820
Fuck.

1055
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,700
You just missed the best part of the game.

1056
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:25,700
You just missed the best part of the game.

1057
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:55,680
So, let's go.

1058
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:25,660
Let's go.

1059
00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:27,660
Let's go.

1060
00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,660
Let's go.

1061
00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,660
Let's go.

1062
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,660
Let's go.

1063
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:34,660
Let's go.

1064
00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:35,660
Let's go.

1065
00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,660
Let's go.

1066
00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,660
Let's go.

1067
00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:38,660
Let's go.

1068
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,660
Let's go.

1069
00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,660
Let's go.

1070
00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,660
Let's go.

1071
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,660
Let's go.

1072
00:42:42,660 --> 00:42:43,660
Let's go.

1073
00:42:43,660 --> 00:42:44,660
Let's go.

1074
00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:45,660
Let's go.

1075
00:42:45,660 --> 00:42:46,660
Let's go.

1076
00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:47,660
Let's go.

1077
00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:48,660
Let's go.

1078
00:42:48,660 --> 00:42:49,660
Let's go.

1079
00:42:49,660 --> 00:43:06,020
ba ba ba thanks very much for that that's a nice little amount dcnyc how are you today thank you

1080
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:13,740
very much for that you have greatly greatly greatly enhanced your reputation greatly enhanced his

1081
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:19,080
reputation and you're listening in to me dcnyc so you can say whether i'm right or i'm wrong

1082
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:26,220
it was never your intention for me to end the stream what you wanted was a situation whereby the

1083
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:34,360
stream could continue up and until the next treaty okay hello line four good evening thank you very

1084
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:42,280
much i'm on a flight from jfk to orlando at 9 p.m tonight says dcnyc uh will you keep an eye on the

1085
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:47,160
skies for any dodgy shite going on can't be trusting anyone these days i would love to yeah but i think

1086
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:52,000
there might be a fontaine jab later on i think it might be fontaine doing the rounds

1087
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:58,520
do you know but we'll see what we can do anyway

1088
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:05,660
you are a liar okay thanks very much fuck you deputy stag now let's continue

1089
00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:16,620
this is where nashiki said he'd meet me guess i bet him here

1090
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:35,400
Baba Baba Baba mods 360 no scope any crack I'm just gonna quick glance over the message before I get into the game because I don't want to fuck it up

1091
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,160
Don't fuck it up

1092
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,280
Noises, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1093
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,660
Mods, keep the community going

1094
00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:45,700
The mods, we're the ones who set up the Discord

1095
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,420
Respect the mods, says Doodle Brudel

1096
00:44:47,420 --> 00:44:49,680
Yeah, the Discord is something that

1097
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,460
Ye set up

1098
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:52,780
I didn't fucking set it up

1099
00:44:52,780 --> 00:44:54,440
Doodle Brudel

1100
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,620
But I've, I made ye mods before

1101
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,200
And that was great, it was great and everything

1102
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,680
But at the same time

1103
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,840
People were fucking giving out

1104
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,700
Then there was like bad vibes in the chat

1105
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:05,120
I can't be arsed with that

1106
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,600
There's already an auto-moderation feature which takes out bad words

1107
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,980
Just because someone spelled out the N-word

1108
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:13,420
In five different messages, six different messages

1109
00:45:13,420 --> 00:45:14,660
Uh

1110
00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:16,880
You know, if that happens

1111
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,360
Just fucking message, say Francis Higgins in the chat

1112
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:20,580
I'll be able to fucking see it

1113
00:45:20,580 --> 00:45:22,180
I'll get rid of him

1114
00:45:22,180 --> 00:45:24,440
He got nuked, the cunt got nuked anyway

1115
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,940
He got fucking, this is what happened to him

1116
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,100
When I saw that message

1117
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,520
This is what happened to him

1118
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,720
This is the guy who fucking wrote that message

1119
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,260
I love women, I'm mad about women

1120
00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:41,080
I've been married three times

1121
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,980
I'm infatuated with women

1122
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:50,280
I love women, I'm mad about women

1123
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,080
I've been married three times

1124
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,940
I'm infatuated with women

1125
00:45:53,940 --> 00:45:54,860
Fucking disgusting

1126
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:56,460
I can't believe he'd say that

1127
00:45:56,700 --> 00:46:01,120
I love women, I'm mad about women, I've been married three times

1128
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,940
I'm infatuated with women

1129
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:05,080
I really fucked up the timing on that one

1130
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:09,180
But look at it, I have kind of an OCD-ish repeat

1131
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:12,380
It's like Teletubbies, it's like Teletubbies again, again, again, again

1132
00:46:12,380 --> 00:46:15,420
I love seeing the same fucking thing over and over again

1133
00:46:15,420 --> 00:46:23,820
And then I watched one of the streams back and I was like, Jesus man, you were doing, you were playing the clip of Jerry Hannan saying I love women for like seven minutes

1134
00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:30,680
And you were loving it, and as a viewer I got bored after like fucking 20 seconds, so I mean, gotta keep it lit

1135
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:36,880
But I mean, this is where Nishiki said he'd meet me, so I guess I bet him here

1136
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:42,940
724106, make a note of that in the chat

1137
00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:46,840
Welcome to the saga, this is a brand new saga guys, I'm very excited

1138
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,140
Doesn't look like, it looks a lot cleaner than Shenmue

1139
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:52,360
Looks like it's not gonna be as funny

1140
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,860
But I mean, we're only two minutes into it, so we'll see

1141
00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:59,100
Also, do you want me to read out the fucking text?

1142
00:46:59,420 --> 00:47:01,580
Or should I just let the text, we read it ourselves?

1143
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,100
May as well have a look around the town and see if I can find him

1144
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:23,100
Who's this guy?

1145
00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:24,940
Can I clock him?

1146
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:55,280
T22 BC no problem. Someone needs to be on even though I've watched a lot of Francis streams. But 74 thank you very much for the note. Yeah great stuff. Yeah reddit yeah yeah yeah yeah what are they doing? Send it to discord. Yeah yeah great stuff. Great stuff. Great stuff. Great stuff. Great stuff. JackDiss is getting dissed.

1147
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:25,260
Hi Jeezu. Done. He's Gonzo. Wow. Okay temporary mod because I can't be full.

1148
00:48:25,260 --> 00:48:27,340
with these temporary mods are being made.

1149
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,340
I can't be fucked waiting

1150
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,540
for people saying that shit.

1151
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:35,160
But I don't...

1152
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:39,020
Problem... Alright, I...

1153
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:46,660
There we go. There we go.

1154
00:48:47,220 --> 00:48:49,240
There we go. It was seven minutes of pure

1155
00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,380
electricity. Yeah, I... That's

1156
00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:53,160
great, man. Alright, well, I mean, if you say that,

1157
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,060
then I'll keep doing the electric stuff.

1158
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:57,060
Right, there's two mods made.

1159
00:48:57,420 --> 00:48:59,320
But listen, don't be...

1160
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,360
If you flash your spanner around, if you're

1161
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,240
whipping out your fucking spanner in the chat

1162
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:05,480
the whole time, people are gonna start getting on to me

1163
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:07,500
going, why don't you give me a fucking spanner, man?

1164
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,380
I'm like, listen, you know I don't

1165
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,220
do that. I'm not Julian Assange.

1166
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,320
Fuck's sake.

1167
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,200
Bit of a fucking

1168
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,380
peep show in here, is it?

1169
00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:23,780
Boudoir.

1170
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:28,460
I'm focusing on the game

1171
00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:30,040
purely now. I don't want to...

1172
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,100
I won't be looking at that stuff.

1173
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,120
People fucking saying stuff

1174
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,120
that I need to fucking

1175
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,140
ban them for, like, you know?

1176
00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:41,360
I'll come back in a minute when it's been...

1177
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,820
I need to... I need to generate electrical...

1178
00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:45,680
Power. Energy. Create energy.

1179
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,200
So that you can fucking stick around.

1180
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:51,680
Primo karma. Thank you very much.

1181
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:53,700
Primo karma.

1182
00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:55,300
And I don't say that lightly.

1183
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,700
And I don't want to retract that statement in the future.

1184
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,020
Okay? Okay?

1185
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,200
Okay?

1186
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:00,700
Okay?

1187
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:01,200
Okay.

1188
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:01,700
treaty.

1189
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:04,380
Now, I need another fucking...

1190
00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:06,760
set of buttons for my soundboard, man.

1191
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,900
There's too many sounds happening.

1192
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:09,100
Look at this.

1193
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:10,460
Scrap time.

1194
00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:12,220
Put the scrap...

1195
00:50:12,220 --> 00:50:13,420
Sound the scrap alarm.

1196
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,760
Fucking Burberry John there, man.

1197
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:22,960
Burberry Bobo.

1198
00:50:23,240 --> 00:50:26,380
Do they have Burberry over in the Land of Rising Sun, is it?

1199
00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:33,200
Eva Palmer.

1200
00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:35,520
Thanks for the hammer.

1201
00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:37,860
247.

1202
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,700
Wanna go to heaven?

1203
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,480
Gonna send these guys to heaven.

1204
00:50:43,020 --> 00:50:44,100
The Burberry gang.

1205
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,500
Gonna send them to hell.

1206
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,840
Thanks for the donation.

1207
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,920
Not as active as usual on YouTube, says Primo Karma.

1208
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,140
I've been sick, man.

1209
00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:53,820
I've had fucking...

1210
00:50:53,820 --> 00:50:55,760
strep, fucking, throat, fucking...

1211
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,980
whatever the fuck you call it, man.

1212
00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,200
I'm on the diff lab.

1213
00:50:59,360 --> 00:50:59,560
Okay?

1214
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:00,940
And you can see through that lid.

1215
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:02,100
And there's a Burberry...

1216
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,160
Burberry lad.

1217
00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:04,820
Street hooligans.

1218
00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:06,740
Time to get...

1219
00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:07,320
jiggy with it.

1220
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:09,780
Headbutt.

1221
00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:11,060
Square.

1222
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:11,780
Crack.

1223
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:12,500
Smack.

1224
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:13,720
Backsack and crack.

1225
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:14,880
Fuck yeah.

1226
00:51:15,060 --> 00:51:15,860
One in the chest.

1227
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,100
Two in the chamber, yeah?

1228
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,260
What about a knee or a slap to the jaw?

1229
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,920
What about a fucking...

1230
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,500
crucible to the head box?

1231
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,300
The head box?

1232
00:51:23,660 --> 00:51:24,120
Look at this.

1233
00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,320
Bring it on, man.

1234
00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:26,340
Fast.

1235
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:26,920
Hard.

1236
00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:27,760
Painful.

1237
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:29,100
Demonizing.

1238
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:31,040
Stop demonizing people.

1239
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,580
So I'm going to fucking pause that and turn the volume down.

1240
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,780
It could be very loud.

1241
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,440
Game volume could be too loud.

1242
00:51:38,620 --> 00:51:38,800
There.

1243
00:51:38,900 --> 00:51:39,600
Okay, let's go.

1244
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:39,980
Let's go.

1245
00:51:40,060 --> 00:51:40,400
Let's go.

1246
00:51:41,400 --> 00:52:08,400
fa fa fa fa fa wa wa cha ca okay press triangle during a combo attack to perform a finishing blowjob that knocks the enemy down the knockdown effect varies depending on the number of times square was pressed okay read the fucking triangle facts press triangle during a square combo

1247
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:26,080
*Bah, bah, bah, ta, ka*! Go back to your fucking dojo man! I've no time for you. The yellow gauge on the top left indicates your health. The game will end if the yellow part is fully depleted. So keep an eye on your health at all times.

1248
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:34,720
Okay. If the gauge flash is red, it means you're in very bad shape. Okay. And should replenish your health immediately.

1249
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:42,820
treaty dr. dubinstein thank you very much good luck with the throat buddy thanks

1250
00:52:42,820 --> 00:52:48,820
for the stream I'm not doodle brutal you're I'm read the wrong do machine you

1251
00:52:48,820 --> 00:52:54,880
ever see that movie all bellends say no no I haven't dr. dubinstein but thanks

1252
00:52:54,880 --> 00:53:01,240
very much for the all bellend donation I want to I want to say that lightly but

1253
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:05,380
then I want to retract the statement and come back at you know dubinstein and say

1254
00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:15,520
it again thank you heavily don't die man don't ever die you know how we do here we

1255
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:29,280
are living the dream playing the health gauge button you grab an enemy doodle

1256
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:34,020
brutal fucking this is for you man I'm gonna grab an enemy by the lapels this

1257
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:37,800
is what I want to get doody-brudel and then I can do that no I don't really want

1258
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:43,320
money I want to just want to say thanks I want to grab a hold of your lapels and say

1259
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:55,860
thanks like that yes man I don't want to fucking floor you I would like to fucking do this crack sack

1260
00:53:55,860 --> 00:53:57,860
twat

1261
00:53:57,860 --> 00:53:59,860
fuck wank

1262
00:53:59,860 --> 00:54:01,860
beef

1263
00:54:01,860 --> 00:54:03,860
shit

1264
00:54:03,860 --> 00:54:05,860
fuck you

1265
00:54:05,860 --> 00:54:07,860
your training is now complete

1266
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:11,860
teach these punks a lesson

1267
00:54:11,860 --> 00:54:13,860
yeah

1268
00:54:13,860 --> 00:54:15,860
ok

1269
00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:17,860
Oliver Hughes thank you very much Oliver Hughes

1270
00:54:17,860 --> 00:54:19,860
hope the new game brings you to

1271
00:54:19,860 --> 00:54:21,860
100k

1272
00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:23,860
I don't know if that'll happen man 100k subscribers

1273
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,860
the new I tell you what will man

1274
00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,860
if I start releasing vids

1275
00:54:27,860 --> 00:54:29,860
and I there's no if those

1276
00:54:29,860 --> 00:54:31,860
vids are coming I told you it was going to be one

1277
00:54:31,860 --> 00:54:33,860
this week but I got sick

1278
00:54:37,860 --> 00:54:39,860
thanks for the tip Vincent Brown knows

1279
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:41,860
what I'm talking about the journalist

1280
00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:43,860
reputation enhancer the

1281
00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:45,860
absolute chancer

1282
00:54:45,860 --> 00:54:47,860
Jackie Brosnan well paid employment

1283
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,860
man greatly enhances reputation

1284
00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,860
your training is now complete time to wipe the smirks

1285
00:54:51,860 --> 00:54:53,860
off your opponent's faces

1286
00:54:53,860 --> 00:54:55,860
if you get hit the strike back

1287
00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,860
you can strike back right away using square

1288
00:54:57,860 --> 00:54:59,860
triangle circle this is called the resolute

1289
00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:01,860
counter you can gain money by

1290
00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,860
knocking down and defeating enemies

1291
00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:05,860
depending on how you do it

1292
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,860
you might get a bonus

1293
00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:17,460
and fuck try a range of different moves all right I'm just now finishing move to

1294
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:24,860
the fucking box look brain slug to the fucking jaw hop look at all the yen

1295
00:55:24,860 --> 00:55:30,420
final of the pockets man I'm making that yen fly all over the champ whack that

1296
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:34,800
comes gonna let me to go see the quack in the morning when he wakes up he's all

1297
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:40,560
those bruises on his stupid chin back to Burberry with you man buy a pair of

1298
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,720
dunderpants and don't fucking regret it

1299
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:57,000
Seamus thanks very much you all fucking Seamus in a box Nishiki's after you you

1300
00:55:57,000 --> 00:56:04,560
kept me waiting so long I was beginning to think I'd been stood up Akira Nishi

1301
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:12,320
Nishiki Yama of the donation group that's my line you're late I had to find my way to kill time

1302
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:20,080
she must be picking fights to kill time is this go get a message be an adult for once and do something with your hair

1303
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,080
I'm not interested

1304
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:31,840
okay okay okay okay let's get drinking let's get the pice in come on we're going all night tonight okay

1305
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:39,840
Jimmy Shloin fucking what is it Paddy Lashty's in town we're gonna go hard at it tonight

1306
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:53,600
huh you're only meant to use this once a day so far it's fucking 20 past 20 to 4 I've used it 10 times and that's three four sprays of those 10 times

1307
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:04,320
Julian Assange in the voice I'd say his health is fucked after being inside that trap he was in

1308
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:13,040
so far so Yakuza a lot of action a lot of action

1309
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:23,120
I'll admit you're finally starting to look apart you make a pretty convincing Yakuza you're done with the collections today right

1310
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:33,120
yeah good that should put Kama-san's mind at ease oh we're back to the San is it hello line four good evening

1311
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:38,080
I don't know about that but I always knew he could do his fight you're the one who's good at the dance

1312
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:48,560
please you see the times we're living in you'd be crazy not to enjoy this bro learn to learn to use your head

1313
00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:56,320
once the new year rolls around Kazama-san gets out of prison I'll learn a few new tricks by then

1314
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:05,360
yeah yeah how about we start with those rags you're wearing huh

1315
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:18,480
try sporting a suit that runs 500 grand for us trust me you'll see a world in a whole new light how much is

1316
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:26,480
500 grand 500 000 yen good evening gay have a little look here

1317
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,480
500 000

1318
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:43,920
yen

1319
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,280
in euro

1320
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,680
fucking hell hey

1321
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,320
do you know man you get it you get around the world trip and a fucking few easter eggs for that

1322
00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:12,160
and there's cons out there spending that on suits and there's people that that would do someone out in the

1323
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:19,200
the fucking wild west the back of beyond that would do them for life and um not the west but you know what

1324
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:24,880
i'm on about like and then there's constantly throw that on a suit even if i if i could i wouldn't

1325
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:34,800
you could put that into a new you could get a you could get like three high-end gaming rigs out of that and

1326
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,640
and you could do three separate live streams at the same time on different youtube accounts i'd just be

1327
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:45,600
like going around on the different fucking accounts like playing that one and then talking to them and

1328
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:50,640
going yeah you listen to this but the mic could still be open on all of the streams so it'd be so confusing

1329
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:55,360
and he'd be like wow did you check out the vipers three stream he was doing fucking three streams last

1330
00:59:55,360 --> 01:00:02,000
night man he's playing yakuza on one fucking san andreas on another and he had a third one open that

1331
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:08,560
was just web videos man it was like a triple pain and you could play i've got three browsers open then hey

1332
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:13,440
three browsers and they had three videos at the same time i was watching three of his streams man

1333
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:20,480
he's fucking doing mighty work out there in the fucking mainframe hey but um four grand for a suit not bad if

1334
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:25,920
you've got the money why not try it fashion's not my thing besides kazama-san never wore flashy clothes

1335
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:36,560
you do realize he's the family captain right number two in the whole deejima rock you get to that level you can

1336
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:44,160
wear any fucking suit you want but the rest of us flashy is part of the biz number two frank mccord that fancy new

1337
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:50,400
carrier bob was just business yeah yeah and that fancy lighter of mine too which you still haven't

1338
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:57,040
given back you are a liar you want to play the rich guy quit quit being so shy talking but you get what

1339
01:00:57,040 --> 01:01:03,440
i'm saying right you are a liar people see the expensive car the designer jacket your life the gleam the

1340
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:10,080
little dojima pin they pay attention are you kuz is only as good as his fucking image man

1341
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:20,080
if you say so i do say so yeah take your body today these squeaky clean idiots borrowing money to just

1342
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:26,400
blow it all away on clothes nobody in this town gives a crap about substance or drugs are what you see is

1343
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:37,200
what you get fine i get it already are we off drinking or what are you gonna keep red hell yeah we're drinking

1344
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:44,800
what say we mix things up hit pink street tonight i know a nice little spot over there we're heading to pink

1345
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:52,480
street boys i love women i love women i'm mad about women i've been married three times i'm infatuated with women

1346
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:58,240
danda old man thank you very much that through a snickers bar at a taxi yesterday i hope that went well for you

1347
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:05,680
i hope that went well for you i'm infatuated with snickers i love snickers bars

1348
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:16,640
okay okay r2 follow me okay r2 follow me fontaine san thank you very much sir follow nishikiyama there he is

1349
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:26,560
situation we've got over here look at this situation i love women i'm mad about women i've been married three

1350
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:38,560
time i'm infatuated with women okay okay okay stay close

1351
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:50,560
so

1352
01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:03,040
jimmy jesus can you if you just uh can you answer me this uh seagate me old fucking sea sham

1353
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:11,600
can you just uh fucking hide user on channel is that what if you if you have that option then that

1354
01:03:11,600 --> 01:03:18,880
means they're shadow banned you don't have to keep going back to cunts do you know thanks for the tip i'll

1355
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:27,360
buy a pint ryan mccardle how the hell are you how the fuck are you man you have been peddling lies thank you

1356
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:33,040
very much for that you are a liar any hot takes on the arachta scandal yesterday love the stream would

1357
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:39,840
love to have a few pints with you someday yes that will i i imagine will happen if i go on the road

1358
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:46,560
again you've peddled your lies all over the world and uh the other thing is ryan i was literally gonna

1359
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:52,240
literally i hate people who say that i don't know why i'm saying it as if to say it was a lie i was gonna

1360
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:59,040
do the fucking um stream yesterday i had all the windows open uh john delaney's face on the screen

1361
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:07,200
live i was gonna do a live arachta stream but uh then i got a call and i had to fucking leave and

1362
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:09,280
i don't know fucking

1363
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:13,200
shit admin fucking rubbish and yeah

1364
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:22,000
plus i'm i'm i'm ill i'm still sick fucking still sick man do you know what i mean i've got a

1365
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:29,600
fucking bad dose of laryngitis a dose of laryngitis okay so i'm i'm having to okay i'm having to laryngite

1366
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:35,680
you laryngite to us pal thanks for the tip i'll buy a pint with that thank you very much mullen

1367
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:43,680
ryan mccardle thank you very much too and i want to tell you something mullen you've greatly enhanced your

1368
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:50,400
reputation with that donation and and you can see whether i'm right or i'm wrong it was never your

1369
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:56,240
intention to donate what you wanted was a situation whereby you could just watch the game up and until

1370
01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:05,040
the next treaty okay but you did make the donation and therefore it stands you're a man of substance a man

1371
01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:16,960
a fucking taste go on come town i don't know it would ruin it the conboys are all right like you

1372
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:21,280
just want you don't want anyone else ruining that fucking thing and even then i'm sure they would they

1373
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:28,320
don't even have to get that bad margera one was good he sounds like a nice guy even though he's done a lot of

1374
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:41,200
fucking daft shit like jackass was cool like the viva labam stuff was a bit fucking no husband but i mean it was it was funny

1375
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:58,480
you know what i mean it's a new order not just any titan stock the luggage

1376
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:11,520
you gotta learn to chill out and have some fun says nishi yakama okay so we're being broken we're

1377
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:32,720
being broken in here by nishi yakama what is this a fight

1378
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:40,560
thanks very much mullen and ryan mccardell what is this a fight looks like it

1379
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,320
here we go that's fucking weirdest fight i've ever seen

1380
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:55,360
this is shenmui piss head style stuff is it come on you're in the way this is live from japan guys

1381
01:06:55,360 --> 01:07:01,040
a live feed from japan hope you're okay and hope you're doing well in the world and spiders and remember

1382
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:12,960
here we go good evening gang watch your problem bro you got a uh problem we're in the middle of some

1383
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:18,880
important business hey old man quit talking to those we're not done

1384
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:27,760
who's an old man you snap nose little punk who's a snot these guys need fucking killing

1385
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:49,680
you know what's happening yeah thanks very much ryan i'm not gonna read these bits because they're

1386
01:07:49,680 --> 01:08:00,400
that's fucking stupid they're completely wasted it's not worth the trouble let's take a different road

1387
01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,600
sure they're not even doing anything anyway

1388
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:12,800
i just need to sober them up a bit with my fish

1389
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:16,560
here we go

1390
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:24,240
again i can't tell if you're a sadist or a charity worker

1391
01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:29,600
have you got a moment for concern how are you lads do you have a moment for

1392
01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:33,760
fucking concern do you imagine there's a game where you're a

1393
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:38,160
fucking concern charity mugger and you go around asking if you've got a moment for concern and then

1394
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,520
sarah sakuru sakuru sakuru

1395
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:53,920
but out your butts yes mega zone drunkards

1396
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,920
Hahaha

1397
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:08,240
His head wow hunter fuck man

1398
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:17,860
Bam

1399
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:24,020
Rack a jack back sack who skull fuck?

1400
01:09:30,780 --> 01:09:38,240
Banjo your training is now complete that concludes the explanation of the heat gauge and special moves

1401
01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:45,340
But the two drunkards still need some sobriety bet into them if you take a fighting stance using our one

1402
01:09:46,380 --> 01:09:53,060
With the left analog stick will center around the enemy in front of you. This is effective when you want folks attack on a single enemy, okay?

1403
01:10:02,460 --> 01:10:04,460
Yeah

1404
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:16,040
Scam

1405
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,040
Rack

1406
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:22,400
His head would be fucked after that. There'd be no way beyond them on the piss after that for a week. I'd say

1407
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:27,280
Gonzo guy got fucking iced

1408
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:33,640
Go back go back to the pulp. Hey, and ask them for a chaser and a whiskey sour and

1409
01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,720
Then another chaser

1410
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,160
And then a Jager shot

1411
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:50,280
They look pretty clean for lads who've just had their faces smashed into an electricity box. What was I doing here?

1412
01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:54,840
Sounds like that sobered them up must be your delicate touch. I

1413
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,600
Remember watching music videos at the bar then we got to talk about the idols we liked

1414
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:09,500
Yeah, and then some smart ass started making fun of poor sweet shocko Chan and then my head's srobbin. I can't remember past that

1415
01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:15,240
Think you've had enough tonight fuck off

1416
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:19,080
They should have done the voices in like

1417
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,560
like

1418
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:27,560
Localized to where you got the game when you bought the game and hopefully we're getting towards the stage where that will happen

1419
01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:32,700
So these guys will have fucking proper bouncer accents

1420
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,980
From you know wherever the fuck you want

1421
01:11:38,060 --> 01:11:40,060
Now getting into no lads

1422
01:11:47,660 --> 01:11:52,060
Now walk you to the train. Oh, thanks. You're an awful considerate for a kid your age

1423
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:54,060
and

1424
01:12:16,300 --> 01:12:18,300
It is all

1425
01:12:18,580 --> 01:12:23,880
Now we follow Nishikama into the back streets of Japan Japanese land

1426
01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:27,420
What a waste damn shame

1427
01:12:29,780 --> 01:12:38,060
Who's this now Chad Kroger is is Julian Assange has made an appearance he's been released by the police and now he's in the fucking game

1428
01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:42,100
Thanks very much for that

1429
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:48,600
T22 BC thank you very much for that. I hope you are having a great day in the main frame

1430
01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:51,380
You nice chap

1431
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:55,820
Thank you very much

1432
01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:57,820
Appreciate it

1433
01:13:00,160 --> 01:13:04,740
Greatly enhanced his reputation T22 BC has greatly enhanced his reputation

1434
01:13:05,900 --> 01:13:08,420
Okay, good evening gay

1435
01:13:08,420 --> 01:13:22,000
You've got a punch like a two-tonguerilla you cunt and you're wishing it on drunks what you think that talent was meant for all that raw fighting prowess?

1436
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:29,200
This guy needs a sleep and a fucking a holiday. It seems he's got a pale old complexion

1437
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:33,140
He needs to get out in some sunshine and he needs to eat some vegetables

1438
01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:38,940
Look I just helped a couple of guys work off some alcohol. That's it. Yeah

1439
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:47,880
That's the point that's the problem you want to talk alcohol you're like taking one swig from a vintage bottle and tossing the rest

1440
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:54,880
Aging foreigner is this guy and it's Julian Assange

1441
01:13:55,880 --> 01:14:04,720
In a few years time Julian Assange now he actually looks better than Julian Assange did an hour and an hour and a half ago when he was being bundled into the van

1442
01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:10,800
Going from the look of you you're a Japanese mafia yeah something like that

1443
01:14:12,500 --> 01:14:16,300
Seems like you're pretty confident in a scrap a real dynamite boy

1444
01:14:17,660 --> 01:14:19,660
You calling me boy?

1445
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:24,880
Don't get ruffled compared to me you're practically a toddler

1446
01:14:30,980 --> 01:14:36,940
Too much booze is bad for you gramps take care hey now hold up I

1447
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:44,020
Got one piece of advice for you and I've got a friend waiting for me, too

1448
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,940
If you've got something to say make it quick

1449
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:56,280
Me and the boys used to wreck it when I was your age

1450
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:01,920
But if you spend all your money playing around you'll need you'll never get strong you got to invest

1451
01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,860
Like a gym member membership is this

1452
01:15:05,860 --> 01:15:07,860
Get to the point man

1453
01:15:07,860 --> 01:15:09,860
Get to the point man

1454
01:15:09,860 --> 01:15:11,860
Get to the point man

1455
01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:11,860
Get to the point man

1456
01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:12,860
Get to the point man

1457
01:15:12,860 --> 01:15:13,860
What's this upgrades fighting skill upgrade?

1458
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:13,860
Get to the point man

1459
01:15:13,860 --> 01:15:15,860
What's this upgrades fighting skill upgrade?

1460
01:15:15,860 --> 01:15:17,860
What's this upgrades fighting skill upgrade?

1461
01:15:17,860 --> 01:15:19,860
Should we just hit this button and see what happens?

1462
01:15:19,860 --> 01:15:21,860
Should we just hit this button and see what happens?

1463
01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:23,860
Heat gauge Phoenix Spirit

1464
01:15:23,860 --> 01:15:25,860
They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they?

1465
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,860
They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they?

1466
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:29,860
They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they?

1467
01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:31,860
They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they?

1468
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,860
They love the Phoenix out in Japan don't they?

1469
01:15:40,860 --> 01:15:42,860
So I have 309,000 yen

1470
01:15:42,860 --> 01:15:48,860
So let's spend 30,000 yen on the Phoenix mirror

1471
01:15:48,860 --> 01:16:05,900
mirror slowly rise over time when you are wounded it will only fill up to the

1472
01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:11,480
second bar okay okay let's go

1473
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:16,900
Kamuro shopping center you keep pouring money into yourself and with a little

1474
01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:21,160
training that talent to yours were growing no time how do you put money into

1475
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:25,600
yourself like like that you can't just spend money on yourself you need to go to

1476
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:28,360
the gym and train

1477
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:46,620
what a strange old man hey he said I said that before he says what a weird old man what's his deal

1478
01:16:46,620 --> 01:16:54,280
What a strange old man.

1479
01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:56,020
I said that before.

1480
01:16:56,120 --> 01:16:56,600
He said it.

1481
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,500
What a weird old man.

1482
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:58,260
What's his deal?

1483
01:16:58,940 --> 01:17:00,040
Ready to head out.

1484
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:01,000
Right.

1485
01:17:06,660 --> 01:17:08,520
Bit of crack out in Japan anyway.

1486
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:18,520
Spiders.

1487
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:25,520
Spiders.

1488
01:17:33,980 --> 01:17:35,300
Great city, isn't it?

1489
01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:35,900
Tokyo.

1490
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,020
A lot of nice things happening.

1491
01:17:38,240 --> 01:17:39,120
That guy's fucked.

1492
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:41,140
A lot of puking though.

1493
01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:44,600
A lot of sick shit going on the streets.

1494
01:17:44,600 --> 01:17:46,400
It's a lot of good city.

1495
01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:48,740
Hmm.

1496
01:17:49,980 --> 01:18:07,260
So we have boos and women in this district.

1497
01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:07,700
Hmm.

1498
01:18:07,700 --> 01:18:09,400
I don't know if you're a bad guy.

1499
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:11,320
Hmm.

1500
01:18:11,940 --> 01:18:12,620
I've seen it.

1501
01:18:12,620 --> 01:18:17,000
Nishikiyama-kun.

1502
01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:19,040
Here we go.

1503
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:21,300
The two blades are here.

1504
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:25,140
The blades are back in town.

1505
01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:26,860
The blades are back in town.

1506
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,320
Boom.

1507
01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:28,840
Boom.

1508
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:31,880
The blades are back in town.

1509
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,220
Fuck you, Deputy Stike.

1510
01:18:34,660 --> 01:18:35,460
The blade.

1511
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,000
I love women.

1512
01:18:38,420 --> 01:18:39,820
I'm mad about women.

1513
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:41,640
I've been married three times.

1514
01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:43,500
I'm infatuated with women.

1515
01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:43,540
Oh, I'll show you.

1516
01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:44,040
I'll show you.

1517
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:46,040
Really?

1518
01:18:48,380 --> 01:18:48,940
What?

1519
01:18:48,940 --> 01:18:49,280
What?

1520
01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:50,640
Do you think I'm afraid of?

1521
01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:52,820
Hmm.

1522
01:18:53,180 --> 01:18:54,060
I want to believe it.

1523
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:55,580
Jesus.

1524
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:56,880
Don't say that.

1525
01:18:58,000 --> 01:18:58,580
Jesus.

1526
01:18:59,320 --> 01:18:59,880
I'll give you a little.

1527
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,380
I'll give you a little.

1528
01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:02,240
I love women.

1529
01:19:02,820 --> 01:19:04,040
I'm mad about women.

1530
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:05,880
I've been married three times.

1531
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:07,720
I'm infatuated with women.

1532
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,720
I'm infatuated with women.

1533
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,720
I'm infatuated with women.

1534
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,720
I'm infatuated with women.

1535
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:07,780
I'm infatuated with women.

1536
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:07,780
I'm infatuated with women.

1537
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:07,780
I'm infatuated with women.

1538
01:19:07,780 --> 01:19:08,220
I'm infatuated with women.

1539
01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:08,780
I'm infatuated with women.

1540
01:19:08,780 --> 01:19:09,780
I'm infatuated with women.

1541
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:13,660
Thank you.

1542
01:19:14,460 --> 01:19:15,900
Thanks for the tape.

1543
01:19:15,900 --> 01:19:17,000
I'll buy a pie.

1544
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:17,520
See you later.

1545
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:19,020
Steve Jennings.

1546
01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:21,660
Thank you very much, Steve Jennings.

1547
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:24,180
The Japanese year of the Phoenix, is it?

1548
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,540
Do you think this lad would bait Ryu?

1549
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:27,980
I don't think he would.

1550
01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:33,020
And, um, I don't know how y'all feel about this game so far, compared to Shenmue.

1551
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:34,380
Should I keep going?

1552
01:19:34,740 --> 01:19:35,500
Could be a saga.

1553
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:38,040
But I like the voices in Shenmue.

1554
01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:39,800
The accents and the fucking translations.

1555
01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:42,180
This doesn't have that.

1556
01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:48,020
She hoping to be on money more than I I don't know the journey you carry me a coup de say must be a couple stick

1557
01:19:52,940 --> 01:19:57,280
I'm just a normal to keep you know, not service to sort of a good for the credit

1558
01:19:59,680 --> 01:20:01,680
If you show up with a pack of girls

1559
01:20:02,340 --> 01:20:07,800
You get remembered if you're in this business you gotta have you gotta claw your way up the ladder using any means pass

1560
01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,680
Thanks very much Steve Jennings

1561
01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,680
So

1562
01:20:13,680 --> 01:20:15,680
Me there

1563
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:21,600
All right, this is please hope you're ready because it's gonna get fucking electric

1564
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,040
Gigi McHugh, how are you? It's class. Okay, I'll keep going I?

1565
01:20:27,660 --> 01:20:35,020
Miss Tom I do as well. He's only a small part of the last game first game, but I mean he was fucking he had such an impression you're digging it so far

1566
01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:37,860
Shushin shushin

1567
01:20:37,860 --> 01:20:39,860
You know you can and

1568
01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:43,280
And shall I do the voices sorry? I didn't read the chat when I asked you before

1569
01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:49,880
Shenmue did have a lot more charms with Michael Murray you're right is this game good? Oh, no, Neil

1570
01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:53,540
It's I don't know you need to fucking make that judgment yourself

1571
01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,500
Shall I read the text?

1572
01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:12,060
Shall I read the text?

1573
01:21:18,260 --> 01:21:25,100
I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

1574
01:21:25,100 --> 01:21:32,580
The pacing is considerably inferior to Shenmue. You were able to talk constant shit about the other game though.

1575
01:21:33,380 --> 01:21:37,480
Yeah, do the voices. Yeah, do the voices. Maybe just do your character's voice.

1576
01:21:38,920 --> 01:21:44,880
Yes, is this a prequel game? Because if I think so. Consider this one. Okay. Improves it greatly.

1577
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:51,440
Aye, to the reads. Absolutely. Yes, please read the text. Okay.

1578
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,160
That's it. Settled.

1579
01:21:54,160 --> 01:22:06,920
You hammered your mother. And here we go. If you've just tuned in, guys, we got word that Julian Assange was bungled out of the fucking embassy earlier on and he was heard to be screaming something about women.

1580
01:22:07,060 --> 01:22:11,360
We know he's facing sex charges over in fucking Switzerland.

1581
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:13,800
I love women. Look at this.

1582
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:21,720
I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. See that? He said, I'm infatuated and it was pointing his finger as well.

1583
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:28,200
I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

1584
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:33,200
Fucking hell. Scary stuff. And that's why you don't want to fucking live in an embassy, man.

1585
01:22:34,340 --> 01:22:35,640
Console fucking break you.

1586
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:35,680
Yeah.

1587
01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:42,540
Now, how do we do this? Play this game. Pause.

1588
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:42,540
Pause.

1589
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:49,860
Yeah.

1590
01:22:51,760 --> 01:22:57,400
Dahio, Homer from Shenmue would liven this up. Remember him. What an absolute legend. Thanks for that.

1591
01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:15,720
And if you hope to get anywhere in this world, you could stand to follow me. Hmm.

1592
01:23:18,940 --> 01:23:24,000
But I guess you're just not the type, huh?

1593
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:29,100
Gonna try and do a mixture of voices here. It could be shit, but I'm just... Let's do it.

1594
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:33,480
I entered this life chasing after Kazama-san. You know, he's gonna be me.

1595
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:40,300
You and I were just a couple of orphans, and he took us in. I'll do anything to repay him.

1596
01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,780
Oh, no, it's me. Is it me? Am I Kiryu?

1597
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:48,140
Fuck, I fucked it up. I did someone else's voice for me. It's already getting confusing.

1598
01:23:48,140 --> 01:23:48,360
Yeah.

1599
01:23:49,180 --> 01:23:52,040
You know, maybe you're fine just the way you are, hey.

1600
01:23:53,540 --> 01:23:53,980
Hmm?

1601
01:23:53,980 --> 01:23:54,780
Huh?

1602
01:23:54,780 --> 01:24:03,960
You keep pulling your weight under Kazama-san. Maybe he'll bring with you. When he makes it really big. That's just as legit as an approach as mine.

1603
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:13,700
Just remember, you're technically not one of Kazama-san's boys. You're in the Dejima family.

1604
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:24,740
Why'd you figure the old man didn't take Kazama's family main? Sure, the Dejima's family higher up the pecking order, but still...

1605
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:27,980
Doesn't...

1606
01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:30,240
Doesn't matter, hey.

1607
01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:32,180
I'm sure...

1608
01:24:32,180 --> 01:24:32,660
Oh, fuck.

1609
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:35,380
You're probably right.

1610
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:41,100
Okay.

1611
01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:41,100
Anyway.

1612
01:24:41,100 --> 01:24:48,840
That's enough of the serious talk for tonight. Let's get crazy on some karaoke. Come on, fuck.

1613
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:54,040
Haha. Yeah, okay. I didn't sign up for anything tonight.

1614
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:55,880
Today, I'm going to be here.

1615
01:25:02,820 --> 01:25:12,360
Karaoke is a rhythm game where you press buttons shown on the screen in time with the song. Simply press the indicated button when the cursor reaches it.

1616
01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:17,920
Number two, Frank McCord.

1617
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:25,560
Make sure to press the correct buttons at the right time. The better the timing, the more points you'll get.

1618
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:27,800
You are a liar.

1619
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:32,280
If your timing is really off, it will not count even if you press the correct button.

1620
01:25:32,280 --> 01:25:34,740
That is a total and absolute lie.

1621
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:43,580
When someone else sings, you can support them with interjections. You can choose either simple or lively interjections.

1622
01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:47,980
Simple interjections offer easier inputs, but you won't get more than 90 points.

1623
01:25:48,620 --> 01:25:54,960
But you must remember, you won't get more than 90 points. For a chance to score more, try lively interjections.

1624
01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:57,620
You've peddled your lines all over the world.

1625
01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:06,040
Sing along, tambourine, maracas, clap. This could be good. This could be good.

1626
01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:21,460
Yeah, I think we're gonna go with back and back a me tight class this is what the hell are we at

1627
01:26:21,460 --> 01:26:23,460
Oh

1628
01:26:23,460 --> 01:26:36,920
I sing for you. Oh, but can't I?

1629
01:26:36,920 --> 01:27:03,920
I love you more.

1630
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:10,920
Oh, fuck.

1631
01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:17,920
Oh, no.

1632
01:27:17,920 --> 01:27:24,920
Oh, no.

1633
01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:31,920
Oh, no.

1634
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:38,920
Oh, no.

1635
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:45,920
Oh, no.

1636
01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:47,920
What the fuck is this?

1637
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:03,760
What the fuck is this? Sing up my main week? Sing in a pub week?

1638
01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:13,280
Wow

1639
01:28:13,280 --> 01:28:20,800
You've peddled your lies all over the world. You hammered your mother. You are a liar.

1640
01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:28,000
81 hey. It's not bad.

1641
01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:31,920
Karaoke pro baby.

1642
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:50,400
I like the boom time. I like the boom time. I like the boom time. I like the boom time.

1643
01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,760
Entertain yourself 10 times.

1644
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:26,160
Yeah. Thank you wiki leaks. Sweden dropped the allegations. That's great news. That's

1645
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:33,520
fucking great news. Still it's a bit strange the way he was shouting that stuff about infatuated with women.

1646
01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,280
All that singing worked up in a nap sight. How about we move to the shop for some ramen?

1647
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:53,120
You're hungry again. I'm still full hey.

1648
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:00,480
So you can watch me eat. Then.

1649
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:07,440
Yeah all right fine yeah. All right yeah.

1650
01:30:14,720 --> 01:30:18,780
So far so good

1651
01:30:24,100 --> 01:30:29,160
Very sneak thank you very much shout out to mama dog the Aussie and me all

1652
01:30:29,160 --> 01:30:34,300
I don't know who I look she running. Oh, yeah, I'm a duck our thing

1653
01:30:56,980 --> 01:30:58,980
Another pace head on the streets

1654
01:30:58,980 --> 01:31:05,660
On the streets the back alleys and in Shenmue either was pissed as well. There must be pissed people all over Japan

1655
01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,380
6:50 a.m.

1656
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:31,940
10:00 to 7:00 or more in breakfast time. We still awake

1657
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:43,340
So you buy me an extra like a large ass quit whining you're gonna watch out

1658
01:31:48,620 --> 01:31:55,220
So with the body of a young male found severely beating in the quiet corner that was your man that was me oh I killed someone

1659
01:31:58,620 --> 01:32:00,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1660
01:32:00,620 --> 01:32:02,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1661
01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:04,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1662
01:32:04,620 --> 01:32:06,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1663
01:32:06,620 --> 01:32:08,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1664
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:10,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1665
01:32:10,620 --> 01:32:12,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1666
01:32:12,620 --> 01:32:14,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1667
01:32:14,620 --> 01:32:16,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1668
01:32:16,620 --> 01:32:18,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1669
01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:20,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1670
01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:22,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1671
01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:24,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1672
01:32:24,620 --> 01:32:26,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1673
01:32:26,620 --> 01:32:28,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1674
01:32:28,620 --> 01:32:30,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1675
01:32:30,620 --> 01:32:32,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1676
01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:34,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1677
01:32:34,620 --> 01:32:36,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1678
01:32:36,620 --> 01:32:38,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1679
01:32:38,620 --> 01:32:40,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1680
01:32:40,620 --> 01:32:42,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1681
01:32:42,620 --> 01:32:44,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1682
01:32:44,620 --> 01:32:46,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1683
01:32:46,620 --> 01:32:48,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1684
01:32:48,620 --> 01:32:50,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1685
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1686
01:32:52,620 --> 01:32:54,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1687
01:32:54,620 --> 01:32:56,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1688
01:32:56,620 --> 01:32:58,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1689
01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:00,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1690
01:33:00,620 --> 01:33:02,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1691
01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:04,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1692
01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:06,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1693
01:33:06,620 --> 01:33:08,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1694
01:33:08,620 --> 01:33:10,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1695
01:33:10,620 --> 01:33:12,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1696
01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:14,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1697
01:33:14,620 --> 01:33:16,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1698
01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:18,620
10:00 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1699
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:20,620
10:00 a.m. It's him

1700
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:25,620
10:00 a.m. It's like one of the zombies from Resident Evil

1701
01:33:25,620 --> 01:33:27,620
10:01 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1702
01:33:27,620 --> 01:33:29,620
10:05 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1703
01:33:29,620 --> 01:33:31,620
10:09 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1704
01:33:31,620 --> 01:33:33,620
10:11 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1705
01:33:33,620 --> 01:33:35,620
10:13 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1706
01:33:35,620 --> 01:33:37,620
10:15 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1707
01:33:37,620 --> 01:33:39,620
10:15 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1708
01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:41,620
10:15 a.m. I don't know if I'm going to go to the hotel

1709
01:33:41,620 --> 01:33:48,000
Who is it? HQ?

1710
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:50,940
High quality?

1711
01:33:51,420 --> 01:33:52,700
Or the headquarters?

1712
01:33:59,700 --> 01:34:01,920
His beeper's going crazy.

1713
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:04,040
His beeper's going cray-cray.

1714
01:34:05,520 --> 01:34:06,500
Legit cray.

1715
01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:13,060
This is bad, man.

1716
01:34:28,960 --> 01:34:31,840
Advanced kink turned manslaughter.

1717
01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:33,200
Doody-roody.

1718
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:40,200
Bapani's bad joys.

1719
01:34:53,400 --> 01:34:54,200
Konnichiwa.

1720
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:54,760
Konnichiwa.

1721
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:02,600
The stock of Castlegate is cray-cray.

1722
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:07,580
Rumor has it one of them sold Kazama-san out.

1723
01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:09,340
Wait, what?

1724
01:35:09,760 --> 01:35:15,140
The gambling hall he was running never stayed at the same place, but then they suddenly got hit with the raid.

1725
01:35:15,900 --> 01:35:19,700
The only way that happens is if somebody with family info tips them off.

1726
01:35:19,760 --> 01:35:25,580
The way I heard it, told, is it one of the lieutenants that talked Koozee?

1727
01:35:27,080 --> 01:35:28,400
Fucking Koozee-san.

1728
01:35:28,580 --> 01:35:30,580
Getting a bit cozy with the Koozee-sans.

1729
01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:33,540
You think Koozee sold Kazama-san out to the cops?

1730
01:35:34,540 --> 01:35:36,360
Well, it's not like I have hard proof.

1731
01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:40,780
But you know Koozee's been on a power trip ever since the old man got locked up.

1732
01:35:41,040 --> 01:35:42,240
And that's where there's smoke.

1733
01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:45,960
Either way, hey.

1734
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:48,480
I've no choice but to call him back.

1735
01:35:50,060 --> 01:35:50,460
Yeah.

1736
01:35:50,960 --> 01:35:51,700
I guess not.

1737
01:35:53,580 --> 01:35:54,060
Alright.

1738
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:55,720
Head on.

1739
01:35:56,720 --> 01:35:58,080
Let's see if I can get some advice.

1740
01:35:59,080 --> 01:35:59,480
Cheers.

1741
01:36:04,040 --> 01:36:04,480
Yeah.

1742
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:06,440
Michael C.

1743
01:36:06,620 --> 01:36:07,420
Thank you very much.

1744
01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:11,340
I've seen some picture of a Japanese painting on your streams before.

1745
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:13,900
Is it something to do with the album Pinkerton by Weezer?

1746
01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,760
I think that's the album cover, yeah.

1747
01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:20,760
It was done by some block painting man out in Japan.

1748
01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:23,840
Fucking Ishiguro or something.

1749
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:30,920
I believe it's on display in a gallery in Manchester.

1750
01:36:31,820 --> 01:36:32,180
England.

1751
01:36:33,380 --> 01:36:34,800
Or as it's known in France.

1752
01:36:35,220 --> 01:36:35,820
Angleterre.

1753
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:40,360
I've got to call the Jima Family HQ.

1754
01:36:40,660 --> 01:36:42,520
There should be a payphone around here.

1755
01:36:46,140 --> 01:36:47,500
Thanks very much, Michael C.

1756
01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:52,720
Daytime now.

1757
01:36:53,300 --> 01:36:54,260
I'll have to find a payphone.

1758
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:57,300
Do they still have payphones out in Japan?

1759
01:36:58,740 --> 01:37:00,880
Even though they fucking wrote the book.

1760
01:37:01,720 --> 01:37:01,940
Yeah.

1761
01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:02,780
On technology.

1762
01:37:03,840 --> 01:37:05,480
Prime grilled parsnips.

1763
01:37:05,960 --> 01:37:07,320
What are we playing here, Mr. Higgins?

1764
01:37:07,400 --> 01:37:08,760
Super Mario Shenmue job.

1765
01:37:09,080 --> 01:37:10,160
Got it in one, brother.

1766
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:11,700
Thanks very much.

1767
01:37:13,020 --> 01:37:14,780
Better call the family office now.

1768
01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:16,940
The family are going to be scared for me.

1769
01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:18,520
They don't know where I am.

1770
01:37:21,520 --> 01:37:24,960
Do you remember the pain of ringing the phones in fucking Shenmue, man?

1771
01:37:24,960 --> 01:37:27,340
Having to remember numbers and then say,

1772
01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:29,440
Mother Dragon, Earth, Wind and Fire.

1773
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:32,080
Yeah.

1774
01:37:33,080 --> 01:37:33,980
Kate Vitulo.

1775
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:35,820
Thanks very much.

1776
01:37:37,820 --> 01:37:39,220
I think Fontaine's going to be on later.

1777
01:37:39,360 --> 01:37:39,540
Yeah.

1778
01:37:52,260 --> 01:37:52,760
Okay.

1779
01:37:52,760 --> 01:37:53,820
Got it.

1780
01:37:55,440 --> 01:37:58,200
So I'm a lieutenant in the Yakuza family, apparently.

1781
01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:00,080
This is the way it goes.

1782
01:38:02,920 --> 01:38:03,280
Promoted.

1783
01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:08,020
I guess I better take a taxi to the Jijima family headquarters.

1784
01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,360
Go to the Jijima family headquarters.

1785
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:22,300
He was doing that in Shenmue.

1786
01:38:22,300 --> 01:38:25,220
Remember the lad outside the fucking shop was practicing his swing.

1787
01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:26,480
Muscle memory.

1788
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:28,320
Muscle memory.

1789
01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:29,620
Yeah.

1790
01:38:30,760 --> 01:38:31,580
Muscle memory.

1791
01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:33,140
Thanks, Krogoski.

1792
01:38:33,600 --> 01:38:35,300
Watch out for the Jijima boys.

1793
01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:36,160
Right.

1794
01:38:36,240 --> 01:38:36,500
I will.

1795
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:39,780
Thanks for the heads up.

1796
01:38:40,940 --> 01:38:41,560
Yuku-san.

1797
01:38:50,220 --> 01:38:50,620
Hooligans.

1798
01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:52,420
Hooligans.

1799
01:38:52,420 --> 01:38:52,500
Hooligans.

1800
01:39:02,380 --> 01:39:02,940
Fuck.

1801
01:39:02,940 --> 01:39:05,400
bingo

1802
01:39:05,400 --> 01:39:07,900
look at that lad

1803
01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:10,980
turned up wearing the wrong gear

1804
01:39:10,980 --> 01:39:15,960
hooligans

1805
01:39:15,960 --> 01:39:21,320
fucking uppercut

1806
01:39:21,320 --> 01:39:21,820
dead

1807
01:39:21,820 --> 01:39:25,040
he'd want to be careful there would be another death on the news

1808
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:26,980
he's not human

1809
01:39:26,980 --> 01:39:32,320
death in the attic

1810
01:39:32,320 --> 01:39:38,680
I gotta say I'm really enjoying Tokyo at the moment

1811
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,760
looks like a great place to be

1812
01:39:40,760 --> 01:39:44,320
and if you've got the right connections

1813
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:45,780
then you're gonna go far

1814
01:39:45,780 --> 01:39:47,900
you're gonna be able to deal with everything that's wrong

1815
01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:48,660
in society

1816
01:39:48,660 --> 01:39:51,020
street hooligans, drunkards

1817
01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:52,980
bad cunts

1818
01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:57,080
bad cunts, bad cunts

1819
01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:58,040
what you gonna do

1820
01:39:58,040 --> 01:39:59,940
what you gonna do when they come for you

1821
01:39:59,940 --> 01:40:01,700
bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do

1822
01:40:01,700 --> 01:40:04,140
what you gonna do when they come for you

1823
01:40:04,140 --> 01:40:08,060
bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you?

1824
01:40:08,060 --> 01:40:12,140
bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you?

1825
01:40:12,140 --> 01:40:16,060
bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you?

1826
01:40:16,060 --> 01:40:20,060
bad cunts, bad cunts, what you gonna do when they come for you?

1827
01:40:20,060 --> 01:40:30,440
Now we're on the way to the Dejima family.

1828
01:40:31,320 --> 01:40:32,920
The Dejimas are after you.

1829
01:40:33,700 --> 01:40:34,920
Do you know your man Dejima?

1830
01:40:35,240 --> 01:40:37,040
From the fucking Tojo clan.

1831
01:40:37,740 --> 01:40:38,020
Yeah.

1832
01:40:38,660 --> 01:40:40,540
He was spreading shite about you up the town.

1833
01:40:41,140 --> 01:40:43,460
Saying you're no Yakuza for some Yakuza.

1834
01:40:44,420 --> 01:40:47,080
You're a Yakuza in name only, con't.

1835
01:40:47,080 --> 01:40:52,680
Do you know the Yakuza sands from Castle Bar?

1836
01:40:54,440 --> 01:40:55,980
They're live streaming now, yeah.

1837
01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:03,820
Prime grilled parsnips.

1838
01:41:03,960 --> 01:41:05,060
It is Yakuza, yeah.

1839
01:41:05,160 --> 01:41:06,400
Yakuza 0 something.

1840
01:41:06,580 --> 01:41:08,820
It's the remastered version of an old Yakuza game.

1841
01:41:09,100 --> 01:41:09,900
Never played them.

1842
01:41:10,460 --> 01:41:12,080
Don't know what I'm letting myself in for.

1843
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,120
Could be shit.

1844
01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:17,800
Ishiguro.

1845
01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,520
Look at these guys.

1846
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:22,100
Schlabbing around the place.

1847
01:41:22,620 --> 01:41:24,120
Nice marble tables.

1848
01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:26,120
Oh

1849
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:40,560
Oh

1850
01:41:40,560 --> 01:41:42,560
Oh

1851
01:41:42,560 --> 01:41:44,560
Oh

1852
01:41:44,560 --> 01:41:46,560
Oh

1853
01:41:46,560 --> 01:41:48,560
Oh

1854
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:06,560
You have the lieutenants of the Jijima family all lined up taking time out to see you. I assume you know why

1855
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:12,560
Kishishibusawa lieutenant of the dojima family

1856
01:42:12,560 --> 01:42:16,560
This has to do with the body they found does it?

1857
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:18,560
Yakuzaaaa

1858
01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:20,560
Thanks very much for that

1859
01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:22,560
Yo Yakuza in a box

1860
01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:26,560
So that was you

1861
01:42:26,560 --> 01:42:30,560
So much for getting in some golf today

1862
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:32,560
Yakuza

1863
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:34,560
Hiraki Awano

1864
01:42:34,560 --> 01:42:36,560
Lieutenant of the dojima family

1865
01:42:36,560 --> 01:42:38,560
Hey

1866
01:42:38,560 --> 01:42:40,560
Hey

1867
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:42,560
You got a call from that loan shark you were collecting for hey

1868
01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:44,560
The loan shark

1869
01:42:46,560 --> 01:42:48,560
Tohko credit

1870
01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:54,560
Ah this cunt the guy in the car pack cocks you act

1871
01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:56,560
You know

1872
01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:58,560
I'm

1873
01:42:58,560 --> 01:42:58,560
I'm

1874
01:42:58,560 --> 01:43:00,560
I'm

1875
01:43:00,560 --> 01:43:02,560
I'm

1876
01:43:02,560 --> 01:43:29,720
So the Japanese have a lot of honor.

1877
01:43:29,720 --> 01:43:31,280
They have an honor system.

1878
01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:32,200
It goes like this.

1879
01:43:32,620 --> 01:43:33,240
How are you now?

1880
01:43:33,500 --> 01:43:34,340
Sorry about that.

1881
01:43:35,660 --> 01:43:38,340
And if you do that, you can avenge people's deaths.

1882
01:43:38,440 --> 01:43:48,540
You can apologize or realize any sort of dream or nightmare that has come forward or have come forward with any information whatsoever.

1883
01:43:49,440 --> 01:43:54,480
And it all goes back to the Tang Dynasty, which is actually a Chinese dynasty.

1884
01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:55,700
And stay with me now.

1885
01:43:55,700 --> 01:43:59,200
The Tang Dynasty invented this.

1886
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:16,160
And that was then transformed into Japanese, translated in 1612, I think it was, by the Sayonara district people who invented this one.

1887
01:44:17,160 --> 01:44:17,480
Cheers.

1888
01:44:17,840 --> 01:44:18,140
Thanks.

1889
01:44:18,480 --> 01:44:20,240
Five, nine, six, seven, two.

1890
01:44:21,540 --> 01:44:22,100
RAT!

1891
01:44:22,620 --> 01:44:26,820
And you say rat at the end, which is a noble creature in that culture.

1892
01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:29,380
And then you have apologized.

1893
01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:30,900
Everything is fine again.

1894
01:44:31,180 --> 01:44:35,640
And you also have to bow down and kneel when you're eating soup.

1895
01:44:35,640 --> 01:44:35,660
And you also have to bow down and kneel when you're eating soup.

1896
01:44:35,660 --> 01:45:05,640
And you're eating soup.

1897
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:08,300
Kevin Farrell.

1898
01:45:08,300 --> 01:45:08,740
That's right.

1899
01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:09,100
That's right.

1900
01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:21,420
Kevin Farrell.

1901
01:45:21,420 --> 01:45:22,300
Yeah, you're right as well.

1902
01:45:22,380 --> 01:45:25,460
Another one in Yakuza territory.

1903
01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:27,980
Yakuza, what, how should I say this?

1904
01:45:28,640 --> 01:45:31,220
Yakuza culture is the Boku dosanki man.

1905
01:45:31,340 --> 01:45:32,340
The Boku dosanki man.

1906
01:45:32,600 --> 01:45:36,000
Which is the Yusuf Indor deluxe package deal.

1907
01:45:36,260 --> 01:45:38,060
Which comes out of the woodwork like this.

1908
01:45:41,640 --> 01:45:43,560
Boku dosanki man.

1909
01:45:44,680 --> 01:45:47,340
You know, you've done someone harm in Japan.

1910
01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:50,500
There was a lot of harm done to a man in Japan.

1911
01:45:51,440 --> 01:45:52,260
One of the days.

1912
01:45:52,620 --> 01:45:54,720
I think by Yusuf Indor.

1913
01:45:55,000 --> 01:45:57,640
Who was the French Algerian fella.

1914
01:45:58,260 --> 01:46:01,020
And he accidentally kicked the shit out of a noodle vendor.

1915
01:46:01,720 --> 01:46:03,640
It was only meant to give him a grease and over.

1916
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,040
But he fucking killed the cunt.

1917
01:46:05,640 --> 01:46:07,040
Ended up in E&R.

1918
01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:09,200
With one of those chest pads going clear.

1919
01:46:10,780 --> 01:46:12,000
Couldn't revive the fucker.

1920
01:46:12,380 --> 01:46:14,300
So that was the last noodle he ever dished out.

1921
01:46:15,180 --> 01:46:18,940
But Yusuf managed to get off on manslaughter charges.

1922
01:46:19,380 --> 01:46:22,420
When he was put in front of the Japanese judge.

1923
01:46:23,080 --> 01:46:25,260
Who went by the name J.J. Okacha.

1924
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:28,420
And also played for Bolton.

1925
01:46:29,620 --> 01:46:31,860
Yusuf went up in front of the fucking Okacha.

1926
01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:33,420
In the houses of parliament.

1927
01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:34,440
And went like this.

1928
01:46:34,440 --> 01:46:41,060
Buku dosanki man.

1929
01:46:44,740 --> 01:46:45,820
Ended up getting off.

1930
01:46:46,360 --> 01:46:46,980
Picking litter.

1931
01:46:47,240 --> 01:46:48,500
For two weeks community service.

1932
01:46:48,740 --> 01:46:49,400
That's what he got.

1933
01:46:49,700 --> 01:46:50,600
And that's the Japanese.

1934
01:46:50,880 --> 01:46:51,900
And I want to tell you something.

1935
01:46:52,700 --> 01:46:55,200
Don't go there with expectations of grandeur.

1936
01:46:55,620 --> 01:46:56,220
Go there.

1937
01:46:56,600 --> 01:46:57,260
With honor.

1938
01:46:57,600 --> 01:46:58,400
And respect.

1939
01:46:59,020 --> 01:47:01,080
And then you will be dished out the same too.

1940
01:47:01,080 --> 01:47:25,020
This wouldn't happen to be a case of Captain Kazama pulling the strings would it?

1941
01:47:25,020 --> 01:47:37,440
Japanese judge J.J. Okacha's after you.

1942
01:47:38,660 --> 01:47:39,540
Sean Oshinakta.

1943
01:47:46,120 --> 01:47:47,340
Why'd you pick that lot?

1944
01:47:48,300 --> 01:47:50,480
And where did you get the piece?

1945
01:47:50,680 --> 01:47:51,880
Did he give you that too?

1946
01:47:52,120 --> 01:47:52,920
I didn't have a piece.

1947
01:47:53,020 --> 01:47:54,280
I just fucking decked the cunt.

1948
01:47:55,900 --> 01:47:56,300
Piece?

1949
01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:57,840
What are you talking about?

1950
01:47:57,940 --> 01:47:58,520
I slapped him.

1951
01:47:58,780 --> 01:47:59,540
I don't have a gun.

1952
01:48:13,540 --> 01:48:14,340
Yeah.

1953
01:48:15,400 --> 01:48:16,600
Old man Assange.

1954
01:48:16,680 --> 01:48:17,360
Thanks very much.

1955
01:48:17,520 --> 01:48:18,020
Punished.

1956
01:48:18,280 --> 01:48:19,780
Punished Assange.

1957
01:48:19,940 --> 01:48:21,100
Punished Snake.

1958
01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:23,100
Punished Van.

1959
01:48:23,460 --> 01:48:24,560
Julian Avenge.

1960
01:48:24,760 --> 01:48:25,300
Avenge.

1961
01:48:25,380 --> 01:48:26,660
We must avenge his fucking...

1962
01:48:27,780 --> 01:48:28,800
His dojo.

1963
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:30,280
Someone...

1964
01:48:30,280 --> 01:48:34,740
Julian Assange got fucking slapped inside his dojo last night.

1965
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:36,640
And he was like this.

1966
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:39,640
I love women.

1967
01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:39,660
I love women.

1968
01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:41,460
I'm mad about women.

1969
01:48:41,820 --> 01:48:43,300
I've been married three times.

1970
01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:45,180
I'm infatuated with women.

1971
01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:46,880
I love women.

1972
01:48:47,480 --> 01:48:48,680
I'm mad about women.

1973
01:48:49,020 --> 01:48:50,500
I've been married three times.

1974
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:52,380
I'm infatuated with women.

1975
01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,000
There we go.

1976
01:48:53,060 --> 01:48:53,760
It's all you need to know.

1977
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:54,460
One more.

1978
01:48:54,980 --> 01:48:56,200
I'm mad about women.

1979
01:48:56,520 --> 01:48:58,040
I've been married three times.

1980
01:48:58,200 --> 01:48:59,880
I'm infatuated with women.

1981
01:48:59,980 --> 01:49:01,300
That's all you need to know people.

1982
01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:03,940
Because you won't get that on fucking news.

1983
01:49:04,020 --> 01:49:06,160
RTE, BBC, CNN, Fox.

1984
01:49:06,260 --> 01:49:07,160
Whatever the hell you...

1985
01:49:07,160 --> 01:49:09,100
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

1986
01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:10,440
You're not going to get that truth.

1987
01:49:11,020 --> 01:49:11,920
But that's what I heard.

1988
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:12,660
That's what I saw.

1989
01:49:12,740 --> 01:49:14,020
And that's what I'm going to fucking tell you.

1990
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:15,200
I'm going to repeat it to you.

1991
01:49:24,980 --> 01:49:27,740
I roughed him up with the bare hands.

1992
01:49:27,840 --> 01:49:28,500
That's the truth.

1993
01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:30,180
Seven seconds away, Jab.

1994
01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:40,980
No matter what happened, I didn't shoot the cunt.

1995
01:49:42,080 --> 01:49:43,460
So says the accused.

1996
01:49:44,300 --> 01:49:45,660
And what say we all?

1997
01:49:46,420 --> 01:49:48,180
I think the load is shite, man.

1998
01:49:48,580 --> 01:49:50,340
And you're trying to worm your way out.

1999
01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:54,140
Who the fuck bothers the frame of no one like you?

2000
01:49:54,140 --> 01:49:56,860
Oh, listen.

2001
01:49:57,180 --> 01:49:59,340
I'm only going to ask you one more time, eh?

2002
01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:02,060
Why start up trouble there, old person, eh?

2003
01:50:02,840 --> 01:50:05,000
Why are you fucking wondering without a person, man?

2004
01:50:06,060 --> 01:50:08,180
That's what the loan shark told me to do, Pat.

2005
01:50:08,440 --> 01:50:12,840
He said he'd call the fucking Merck so I could teach him a lesson and collect the cash.

2006
01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:17,920
That's the whole truth.

2007
01:50:19,920 --> 01:50:20,360
Yeah.

2008
01:50:21,860 --> 01:50:26,500
Then it sounds like we'll need to ask the loan shark a few questions.

2009
01:50:27,120 --> 01:50:32,020
Still, doesn't change the fact that one of our boys was involved in the killing.

2010
01:50:32,580 --> 01:50:36,500
And in that lot, on top of it all, eh, eh, eh.

2011
01:50:36,580 --> 01:50:39,820
This is going to have repercussions on the project.

2012
01:50:42,700 --> 01:50:44,460
What do you think, Kazooie?

2013
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:46,160
Banjo-Kazooie.

2014
01:50:46,740 --> 01:50:48,480
Only one possible answer, hey.

2015
01:50:51,120 --> 01:50:52,880
I'm doing great work on the voices, actually.

2016
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:54,460
If I say so myself.

2017
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:55,960
Bit of a scratch underneath.

2018
01:50:56,060 --> 01:50:56,640
Need to shave.

2019
01:50:57,040 --> 01:50:58,800
Nothing too fucking much that I can handle.

2020
01:50:59,120 --> 01:51:00,360
But a lot that I can handle now.

2021
01:51:00,840 --> 01:51:02,640
I can't fucking shave and play the game at the same time.

2022
01:51:03,700 --> 01:51:04,720
Want to tell you something else.

2023
01:51:05,080 --> 01:51:08,420
This cunt, he's going to get his fucking ass handed to him in Japan.

2024
01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:09,560
Because he lives there.

2025
01:51:09,680 --> 01:51:10,900
Tokyo, to be precise.

2026
01:51:11,380 --> 01:51:12,760
The Shibuyu district.

2027
01:51:19,260 --> 01:51:22,300
Johnson's wireless printer.

2028
01:51:22,420 --> 01:51:23,220
Thank you very much.

2029
01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,020
Been a while.

2030
01:51:24,360 --> 01:51:24,980
It has, man.

2031
01:51:25,940 --> 01:51:26,720
I'm still sick.

2032
01:51:27,020 --> 01:51:28,160
But I'm fucking doing...

2033
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:29,200
I'm trying to do my best.

2034
01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:30,560
I can feel the fucking...

2035
01:51:30,560 --> 01:51:31,380
It's cuntish.

2036
01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:32,440
It's cuntish.

2037
01:51:36,160 --> 01:51:36,600
Yeah.

2038
01:51:38,040 --> 01:51:40,340
The place they found your dead guy in.

2039
01:51:41,160 --> 01:51:42,940
It's a complicated spot.

2040
01:51:43,500 --> 01:51:44,760
The empty lot, they call it.

2041
01:51:44,760 --> 01:51:51,800
Your rank and file kids probably don't know.

2042
01:51:52,360 --> 01:51:57,180
But the boss gave direct order to the three of us in the Dojima lieutenant site.

2043
01:51:58,140 --> 01:52:00,920
He wants that empty lot by any means necessary.

2044
01:52:03,920 --> 01:52:05,260
An empty lot, is it?

2045
01:52:07,640 --> 01:52:11,620
That pleasure district's packed so tight, you couldn't fit a pin through it.

2046
01:52:12,140 --> 01:52:13,320
Save one hole.

2047
01:52:15,440 --> 01:52:17,140
The boss wants the land.

2048
01:52:18,060 --> 01:52:20,480
He's applied to the council for planning permission.

2049
01:52:21,180 --> 01:52:23,940
And when the boss wants something, it's their job to make he gets it.

2050
01:52:24,320 --> 01:52:25,240
Make he gets it, hey.

2051
01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:31,200
But no.

2052
01:52:31,860 --> 01:52:34,040
That patch has become a murder scene, hey.

2053
01:52:35,960 --> 01:52:40,920
That kind of attention makes it a lot fucking harder for us to make a move on the land, like.

2054
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:45,100
You see our problem now, like.

2055
01:52:45,200 --> 01:52:46,020
Do you know what I mean?

2056
01:52:46,500 --> 01:52:47,360
Do you know what I mean?

2057
01:52:48,780 --> 01:52:51,120
What's that got to do with Kazama-san, hey?

2058
01:52:54,780 --> 01:52:56,700
There's another thing about that, hey.

2059
01:52:58,680 --> 01:53:03,040
Whoever delivers it to Dojima gets one hell of a prize for his trouble.

2060
01:53:04,460 --> 01:53:04,840
Prize?

2061
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:06,600
Yeah.

2062
01:53:07,300 --> 01:53:08,820
Kazama-san's seat.

2063
01:53:09,480 --> 01:53:10,600
Now that he's gone.

2064
01:53:11,500 --> 01:53:13,380
Next captain of the Dojima family.

2065
01:53:13,980 --> 01:53:15,000
Do you know what I mean?

2066
01:53:17,180 --> 01:53:22,300
So that little scrap of land is a lot more than just an empty lot to us lieutenants, hey.

2067
01:53:22,300 --> 01:53:32,580
At first I figured this was Kazama using you to try and make life harder for us.

2068
01:53:35,800 --> 01:53:41,260
But judging by the look on your face, I get the feeling you had no idea, hey.

2069
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:43,280
Hold on a minute though.

2070
01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:46,340
You're fighting for Kazama-san's seat, yeah?

2071
01:53:47,280 --> 01:53:48,380
Where does that leave him?

2072
01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:53,560
It beats the fuck out of me.

2073
01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:55,400
He's not much of a captain.

2074
01:53:56,020 --> 01:53:57,340
If he's in prison, no.

2075
01:53:57,680 --> 01:53:59,180
When the family really needs him.

2076
01:54:00,160 --> 01:54:02,620
Not to mention the sweet little kid he raised.

2077
01:54:03,060 --> 01:54:04,760
Went and knocked off a civilian.

2078
01:54:10,240 --> 01:54:12,080
There's protocols for that, man.

2079
01:54:13,540 --> 01:54:15,120
I had nothing to do with it, hey.

2080
01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:17,300
And besides, I didn't kill the fucker.

2081
01:54:17,600 --> 01:54:19,340
I just slapped his face.

2082
01:54:21,500 --> 01:54:23,960
Tell it to the cops.

2083
01:54:24,280 --> 01:54:25,580
Tell it to the guards, man.

2084
01:54:27,860 --> 01:54:31,440
Not that they're gonna make time to hear a yakuza after all I mean.

2085
01:54:36,780 --> 01:54:39,680
Turn yourself in by the end of the fucking day, man.

2086
01:54:40,420 --> 01:54:45,080
And remember, leave your little finger behind.

2087
01:54:45,220 --> 01:54:45,960
You're a yakuza.

2088
01:54:46,100 --> 01:54:49,540
When you say goodbye to the boss, you gotta do it right, man.

2089
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:52,400
Good luck.

2090
01:54:52,840 --> 01:54:53,580
See you later, Jan.

2091
01:54:54,040 --> 01:54:54,400
Bye-bye.

2092
01:55:00,880 --> 01:55:02,200
Wow, what a scene.

2093
01:55:02,200 --> 01:55:03,720
What a fucking scene, man.

2094
01:55:04,940 --> 01:55:07,280
What an absolute Japanese classic.

2095
01:55:09,620 --> 01:55:10,680
Thanks for the tip.

2096
01:55:10,940 --> 01:55:12,200
I'll buy a pint with that.

2097
01:55:12,260 --> 01:55:13,440
That, you're in your element.

2098
01:55:14,500 --> 01:55:15,200
Gas crack.

2099
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:16,100
Thanks very much, Red.

2100
01:55:16,280 --> 01:55:17,100
Thank you very much.

2101
01:55:17,560 --> 01:55:18,260
I appreciate it.

2102
01:55:19,340 --> 01:55:20,520
It's very nice of you.

2103
01:55:21,320 --> 01:55:23,580
It looks like that loan shark set me up.

2104
01:55:26,080 --> 01:55:27,300
No shit, Sherlock.

2105
01:55:27,800 --> 01:55:28,400
There he is.

2106
01:55:28,460 --> 01:55:28,860
Look at him.

2107
01:55:29,180 --> 01:55:30,420
Bad face on him, Pat.

2108
01:55:30,660 --> 01:55:31,800
There's his face.

2109
01:55:32,160 --> 01:55:33,100
Sarah Feingold.

2110
01:55:33,620 --> 01:55:34,180
That's...

2111
01:55:34,180 --> 01:55:36,620
And you can see there, there's still a bit of fine...

2112
01:55:36,620 --> 01:55:38,960
Fine gold in the sky there.

2113
01:55:40,060 --> 01:55:41,300
Thanks very much, Feingold.

2114
01:55:44,460 --> 01:55:47,520
Fine bit of gold you're laying down into the stream there.

2115
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,820
I don't know what the game is.

2116
01:55:49,900 --> 01:55:50,920
Hey, boy.

2117
01:55:51,560 --> 01:55:52,200
Aging foreigner.

2118
01:55:52,320 --> 01:55:52,680
Here we go.

2119
01:55:52,780 --> 01:55:54,080
Assange is back, guys.

2120
01:55:55,260 --> 01:55:55,700
Assange.

2121
01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:57,420
Here he was earlier on.

2122
01:55:58,100 --> 01:55:59,880
We know this to be true.

2123
01:56:03,020 --> 01:56:04,920
Where we go, where we go, where we go, where we go.

2124
01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:07,120
I know you're sick of this, but I'm not.

2125
01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:08,380
Here we go.

2126
01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:11,140
Listen, Tawari was caught shouting as he left.

2127
01:56:11,840 --> 01:56:12,860
I love women.

2128
01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:14,680
I'm mad about women.

2129
01:56:14,980 --> 01:56:16,500
I've been married three times.

2130
01:56:16,500 --> 01:56:18,400
I'm infatuated with women.

2131
01:56:18,540 --> 01:56:19,160
There we go.

2132
01:56:19,460 --> 01:56:21,860
And now, he's been...

2133
01:56:21,860 --> 01:56:23,500
He was put on a private jet

2134
01:56:23,500 --> 01:56:26,620
and blasted all the way over to Tokyo

2135
01:56:26,620 --> 01:56:29,060
for a bit of fucking shibuza.

2136
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:31,320
Here he is.

2137
01:56:31,460 --> 01:56:32,460
Assange on the left.

2138
01:56:32,900 --> 01:56:33,540
He's shook.

2139
01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:34,860
He's rattled.

2140
01:56:36,020 --> 01:56:37,620
You're the old guy from last night.

2141
01:56:38,320 --> 01:56:39,180
Yes, finally.

2142
01:56:39,420 --> 01:56:41,100
I've been searching for hours.

2143
01:56:42,320 --> 01:56:42,980
For me?

2144
01:56:42,980 --> 01:56:43,980
I'm going to try and...

2145
01:56:44,720 --> 01:56:46,940
The voices will come in every now and again.

2146
01:56:47,100 --> 01:56:48,180
I haven't got time...

2147
01:56:48,180 --> 01:56:50,900
Not time, but I don't know if I've...

2148
01:56:50,900 --> 01:56:53,560
If people will have the patience to watch a fully...

2149
01:56:53,560 --> 01:56:56,240
Fully revoiced edition of this game.

2150
01:56:56,520 --> 01:56:58,320
Because it could go on for fucking days.

2151
01:56:58,500 --> 01:56:59,180
Like...

2152
01:56:59,180 --> 01:57:02,920
What a piss head.

2153
01:57:03,060 --> 01:57:04,720
This whole town's one big bar.

2154
01:57:04,780 --> 01:57:06,220
It was made for drinking, man.

2155
01:57:06,580 --> 01:57:09,460
This town was fucking made for drinking.

2156
01:57:10,680 --> 01:57:14,140
Me and Kimoji-kun have been out all night, ye cuns.

2157
01:57:14,140 --> 01:57:16,140
What?

2158
01:57:16,140 --> 01:57:17,140
Yeah?

2159
01:57:17,140 --> 01:57:20,020
But glad someone's having a good morning.

2160
01:57:21,020 --> 01:57:23,480
You got a face more sour than a lemon you could.

2161
01:57:23,640 --> 01:57:24,400
What's wrong?

2162
01:57:24,980 --> 01:57:26,480
I can't promise much.

2163
01:57:26,820 --> 01:57:28,400
But I'm happy to lend you an ear.

2164
01:57:29,200 --> 01:57:29,780
It's...

2165
01:57:29,780 --> 01:57:31,620
I just got something going on, man.

2166
01:57:35,020 --> 01:57:36,700
You mentioned you'd be looking...

2167
01:57:36,700 --> 01:57:38,280
Sorry, I don't have time for anything.

2168
01:57:38,380 --> 01:57:38,780
See you later.

2169
01:57:39,180 --> 01:57:40,000
Aging foreigner, yeah.

2170
01:57:40,260 --> 01:57:42,000
I just need to talk to a couple of guys.

2171
01:57:42,140 --> 01:57:42,940
It'll be here real soon.

2172
01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:44,080
I'll also be real angry.

2173
01:57:44,440 --> 01:57:44,960
Okay, great.

2174
01:57:45,060 --> 01:57:46,600
I want to wait around for that to happen.

2175
01:57:47,840 --> 01:57:48,660
You're not even...

2176
01:57:48,660 --> 01:57:50,060
You're not even listening, man.

2177
01:57:50,420 --> 01:57:52,180
Why should I take care of your problems?

2178
01:57:53,640 --> 01:57:54,640
Great question, mate.

2179
01:57:55,320 --> 01:57:55,960
Ask them.

2180
01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:58,400
I'm Julian Assange.

2181
01:57:58,400 --> 01:57:59,760
I love women.

2182
01:58:00,080 --> 01:58:01,140
I'm infatuated with women.

2183
01:58:01,500 --> 01:58:02,740
I've been married three times.

2184
01:58:07,200 --> 01:58:08,140
Speak of the devil.

2185
01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:09,620
Here they are now.

2186
01:58:13,700 --> 01:58:14,380
Thuggish, man.

2187
01:58:14,440 --> 01:58:17,620
Looks like I'm going to get to do justice to these fucking leatherheads.

2188
01:58:18,120 --> 01:58:18,740
All right, Gramps.

2189
01:58:18,780 --> 01:58:19,380
Is this the kid?

2190
01:58:19,380 --> 01:58:23,280
Oh.

2191
01:58:31,140 --> 01:58:34,120
Million yen loan is after fucking going walkabouts.

2192
01:58:35,040 --> 01:58:36,560
It's probably about 10 grand.

2193
01:58:38,460 --> 01:58:39,460
In real money.

2194
01:58:40,600 --> 01:58:43,480
That tip I gave you the other day is worth at least that, no?

2195
01:58:43,860 --> 01:58:46,520
Besides, the debts of the master are the debts of you-know-who.

2196
01:58:46,520 --> 01:58:51,020
A lot of chat in this game, isn't there?

2197
01:58:57,260 --> 01:58:58,280
These guys aren't...

2198
01:58:58,280 --> 01:58:59,680
They're not going to bait eggs, man.

2199
01:59:00,480 --> 01:59:02,040
I'm going to fucking wreck them.

2200
01:59:04,080 --> 01:59:05,660
Could you take Bruno in a fight?

2201
01:59:12,980 --> 01:59:13,380
Uh?

2202
01:59:13,380 --> 01:59:18,780
If you're trying to bait me, it's not going to work.

2203
01:59:30,340 --> 01:59:32,440
Let's just get cut to the fucking fight here.

2204
01:59:32,680 --> 01:59:33,680
Look at all this text.

2205
01:59:34,360 --> 01:59:35,340
Let's cut to the fight.

2206
01:59:40,740 --> 01:59:41,140
Yes.

2207
01:59:41,660 --> 01:59:47,400
The crowd has assembled in the middle of Tokyo during the day, just outside the Sega district.

2208
01:59:48,300 --> 01:59:49,320
And here we go.

2209
01:59:49,380 --> 01:59:52,060
We're going to fight a couple of street urchins.

2210
01:59:55,020 --> 01:59:56,080
Show me what you got.

2211
02:00:02,040 --> 02:00:02,520
Wow.

2212
02:00:02,820 --> 02:00:03,680
Incredible stuff.

2213
02:00:07,320 --> 02:00:17,640
Killian William thanks for the 420 the Yakuza boys wouldn't bait eggs kung-fu crack outside blue thunder on Friday night man

2214
02:00:17,640 --> 02:00:22,560
That's one wouldn't be long making hands of the cunts. Thanks very much Killian

2215
02:00:22,560 --> 02:00:34,500
Yeah, Bruno they were just talking about you in the game Bruno shout out to Grimbo the best beat Bisto about

2216
02:00:36,200 --> 02:00:38,200
Thanks, Fistle

2217
02:00:38,540 --> 02:00:40,540
Yeah, Grimbo

2218
02:00:40,540 --> 02:00:42,540
Cheers, man

2219
02:00:44,540 --> 02:00:46,540
Komogi was it?

2220
02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:55,980
Yeah, what were those moves just now actually forget it hula hoop Assange. Thanks very much. The voice acting is incredible crack more if possible. Don't worry, baby

2221
02:00:56,600 --> 02:00:59,800
That's all I'm that's all I want to do man

2222
02:01:00,560 --> 02:01:05,080
And that was a special voice acting that was a special voice

2223
02:01:05,080 --> 02:01:07,080
I did there. I don't know what

2224
02:01:07,080 --> 02:01:12,720
Nationality or voice or race it was but look it there's no malice in any of the voices I do

2225
02:01:22,080 --> 02:01:24,080
Big guy didn't land a single punch

2226
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:27,560
Hey, hey you in the court homeless dude

2227
02:01:28,260 --> 02:01:33,720
Bruno's barely got a scratch. Do you want to try and finish the job with those free cast punches?

2228
02:01:33,920 --> 02:01:36,460
Look at Bruno's facing their look on the left

2229
02:01:37,740 --> 02:01:39,740
Up to the top of the screen there

2230
02:01:39,740 --> 02:01:47,280
Just above my head. Yeah, Bruno hey

2231
02:01:49,740 --> 02:01:56,960
You've got a smooth old fucking cheekbone on you and you've got you've got a hairy old chin. I

2232
02:01:58,920 --> 02:02:02,900
Take the glasses off Bruno you've got a big enough wide frame

2233
02:02:04,600 --> 02:02:07,440
Or I can tell by the face that your hearts not in it

2234
02:02:20,920 --> 02:02:22,920
Here we go, baby street thugs

2235
02:02:25,600 --> 02:02:31,740
Get thugged you can rush switch to rush style by pressing left, okay?

2236
02:02:33,040 --> 02:02:40,560
One advantage of the rush style is you can evade with a series of quick steps by pressing X repeatedly you can combo up to three of them together

2237
02:02:40,560 --> 02:02:44,180
Use this to avoid and then wipe them out to go second and okay, okay?

2238
02:02:48,580 --> 02:02:50,580
Oh, yeah

2239
02:02:52,020 --> 02:02:55,600
Use rush style moves crush Bruno and show who's boss

2240
02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:57,600
Use the boss

2241
02:03:14,280 --> 02:03:21,080
Doing a bit of fucking a Russian roulette here, man. Oh fuck just got fucked by Bruno man

2242
02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:29,760
How do I switch back from rush style to non rush style? Oh?

2243
02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:35,320
Yeah, that'll do that'll do

2244
02:03:37,440 --> 02:03:41,600
Can each Ewa this is for the fucking Wang dynasty

2245
02:03:44,540 --> 02:03:45,540
Move move move

2246
02:03:48,920 --> 02:03:50,920
Kiss off punk

2247
02:03:50,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man

2248
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man

2249
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man

2250
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2251
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2252
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2253
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2254
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2255
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2256
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:57,920
Fucking grab him man.

2257
02:03:57,920 --> 02:03:58,920
Fucking grab him man.

2258
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:58,920
Fucking grab him man.

2259
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:58,920
Fucking grab him man.

2260
02:03:58,920 --> 02:03:59,920
Fucking grab him man.

2261
02:03:59,920 --> 02:03:59,920
Fucking grab him man.

2262
02:03:59,920 --> 02:04:00,920
I'm gonna do the same to you as what I did to the noodle man.

2263
02:04:00,920 --> 02:04:01,920
Kill him. Kill him. Kill ya.

2264
02:04:01,920 --> 02:04:02,920
I'm gonna kill you.

2265
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:03,920
I'm gonna kill you like I killed the noodle book.

2266
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:04,920
Fucking ramen is this?

2267
02:04:04,920 --> 02:04:05,920
Fucking ramen is this?

2268
02:04:05,920 --> 02:04:06,920
Coca noodles over here yeah?

2269
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:07,920
Fucking grab him man.

2270
02:04:07,920 --> 02:04:08,920
I'm gonna do the same to you as what I did to the noodle man.

2271
02:04:08,920 --> 02:04:09,920
Kill him. Kill ya.

2272
02:04:09,920 --> 02:04:10,920
Kill ya.

2273
02:04:10,920 --> 02:04:11,920
Gonna kill ya.

2274
02:04:11,920 --> 02:04:15,920
Gonna kill ya like I killed the noodle book.

2275
02:04:15,920 --> 02:04:17,920
Fucking ramen is this?

2276
02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:19,920
Coca noodles over here yeah?

2277
02:04:19,920 --> 02:04:21,920
Packet of MSG inside the little pot.

2278
02:04:21,920 --> 02:04:27,920
They don't make noodles over here like they make them back home in Ireland.

2279
02:04:27,920 --> 02:04:31,920
With a little fucking packet of dried out vegetables.

2280
02:04:31,920 --> 02:04:34,920
And I say vegetables in the loosest term.

2281
02:04:34,920 --> 02:04:36,920
Loosest sense poss.

2282
02:04:36,920 --> 02:04:38,920
You get a pea.

2283
02:04:38,920 --> 02:04:40,920
A sweet kernel of corn.

2284
02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:43,920
And a packet of MSG.

2285
02:04:43,920 --> 02:04:45,920
Bah.

2286
02:04:45,920 --> 02:04:46,920
Ska.

2287
02:04:46,920 --> 02:04:47,920
Bah.

2288
02:04:47,920 --> 02:04:48,920
Back of the head.

2289
02:04:48,920 --> 02:04:50,920
Back of the fucking schlap.

2290
02:04:50,920 --> 02:04:53,920
Yes.

2291
02:04:53,920 --> 02:04:55,920
This guy's fucked.

2292
02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:56,920
Yes.

2293
02:04:56,920 --> 02:04:56,920
What just happened?

2294
02:04:56,920 --> 02:05:22,920
Bruno barely got a fucking punch on.

2295
02:05:22,920 --> 02:05:24,920
Who the fuck are ya?

2296
02:05:24,920 --> 02:05:27,920
My name is Kiryu.

2297
02:05:27,920 --> 02:05:29,920
Dojima family.

2298
02:05:29,920 --> 02:05:31,920
Which family are you with?

2299
02:05:31,920 --> 02:05:32,920
Whoa.

2300
02:05:32,920 --> 02:05:33,920
Wait a sec.

2301
02:05:33,920 --> 02:05:35,920
Your proper Yakuza.

2302
02:05:35,920 --> 02:05:36,920
Sorry man.

2303
02:05:36,920 --> 02:05:37,920
I didn't know.

2304
02:05:37,920 --> 02:05:40,920
We just work for Toko Credit.

2305
02:05:40,920 --> 02:05:41,920
Huh.

2306
02:05:41,920 --> 02:05:42,920
Yeah?

2307
02:05:42,920 --> 02:05:44,920
Well there is a coincidence.

2308
02:05:44,920 --> 02:05:46,920
I have business with your boss.

2309
02:05:46,920 --> 02:05:47,920
Nice.

2310
02:05:47,920 --> 02:05:49,920
Need to meet him as soon as pass.

2311
02:05:49,920 --> 02:05:50,920
You know where he is right now hey.

2312
02:05:50,920 --> 02:05:51,920
I like that.

2313
02:05:51,920 --> 02:05:58,920
He's just after lashing the fuck out of his mate and he's asking for solid information.

2314
02:05:58,920 --> 02:05:59,920
The president?

2315
02:05:59,920 --> 02:06:04,920
I figure he'd be at the office this hour.

2316
02:06:04,920 --> 02:06:05,920
I see.

2317
02:06:05,920 --> 02:06:10,920
That a building in the Tahee Boulevard east is it?

2318
02:06:10,920 --> 02:06:12,920
I'll pay him a visit then.

2319
02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:14,920
And take.

2320
02:06:14,920 --> 02:06:15,920
And take.

2321
02:06:15,920 --> 02:06:18,920
And that takes care of the little dare of ours right?

2322
02:06:18,920 --> 02:06:20,920
Trying to do the Australian Assange.

2323
02:06:20,920 --> 02:06:21,920
Can't do it.

2324
02:06:21,920 --> 02:06:23,920
It's gonna fucking come in due course.

2325
02:06:23,920 --> 02:06:26,920
And that takes care of the little dare of ours right?

2326
02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:27,920
Yeah fine.

2327
02:06:27,920 --> 02:06:30,920
A deal's a deal.

2328
02:06:30,920 --> 02:06:33,920
Bruno here will have to cover the difference.

2329
02:06:33,920 --> 02:06:36,920
That's how our kind of debt collection works.

2330
02:06:36,920 --> 02:06:44,920
I'm just trying to think of the Australian here.

2331
02:06:44,920 --> 02:06:45,920
Was it?

2332
02:06:45,920 --> 02:06:47,920
Some of the lanes?

2333
02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:50,920
Lanes, veins, danes.

2334
02:06:50,920 --> 02:06:51,920
Aha woo.

2335
02:06:51,920 --> 02:06:52,920
It's a real tough.

2336
02:06:52,920 --> 02:06:53,920
Nah I can't.

2337
02:06:53,920 --> 02:06:54,920
Fuck.

2338
02:06:54,920 --> 02:06:55,920
It's tough.

2339
02:06:55,920 --> 02:06:57,920
Well I better get moving lads.

2340
02:06:57,920 --> 02:06:58,920
Come on Bruno.

2341
02:06:58,920 --> 02:06:59,920
Let's go.

2342
02:06:59,920 --> 02:07:01,920
Let's go back to the dojo.

2343
02:07:01,920 --> 02:07:04,920
And fucking work out on each other.

2344
02:07:04,920 --> 02:07:06,920
Look at the two of them running away.

2345
02:07:06,920 --> 02:07:08,920
Pair of fucking weirdos man.

2346
02:07:08,920 --> 02:07:10,920
Tell me something Julian Assange.

2347
02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:11,920
Eh?

2348
02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:14,920
Just who are you Assange?

2349
02:07:14,920 --> 02:07:16,920
Why did you approach me?

2350
02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:17,920
What are you after?

2351
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:20,920
And how the hell did you escape the rape charge out in Sweden?

2352
02:07:20,920 --> 02:07:21,920
Yeah.

2353
02:07:21,920 --> 02:07:22,920
Me?

2354
02:07:22,920 --> 02:07:23,920
Well.

2355
02:07:23,920 --> 02:07:24,920
People here call me Bacchus.

2356
02:07:24,920 --> 02:07:25,920
The wacky Bacchus.

2357
02:07:25,920 --> 02:07:26,920
The wacky Bacchus.

2358
02:07:26,920 --> 02:07:31,920
Wacchus Bacchus in Latin is the term for weed.

2359
02:07:31,920 --> 02:07:35,920
And I came to you because I had an angry thug on my butt.

2360
02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:39,920
Hopefully it was not an angry plug up his butt.

2361
02:07:39,920 --> 02:07:40,920
Yeah.

2362
02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:40,920
Nice of you to dump him on me.

2363
02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:41,920
Look.

2364
02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:42,920
If you're in some trouble tell me.

2365
02:07:42,920 --> 02:07:43,920
Maybe I can help.

2366
02:07:43,920 --> 02:07:44,920
And that goes for him too.

2367
02:07:44,920 --> 02:07:45,920
Should've.

2368
02:07:45,920 --> 02:07:46,920
Those weren't the moves of an amateur.

2369
02:07:46,920 --> 02:07:47,920
What's his deal?

2370
02:07:47,920 --> 02:07:48,920
It's a real steal of a deal.

2371
02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:48,920
Is what it is.

2372
02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:49,920
He's got a gig sweeter than honey.

2373
02:07:49,920 --> 02:07:50,920
Real fascinating to watch.

2374
02:07:50,920 --> 02:07:54,920
You should guy have a look too boy.

2375
02:07:54,920 --> 02:07:55,920
A come or geez job.

2376
02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:55,920
But he's homeless.

2377
02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:55,920
What kind of work does he do?

2378
02:07:55,920 --> 02:07:56,920
He's a what you call it.

2379
02:07:56,920 --> 02:07:57,920
A feasting artist.

2380
02:07:57,920 --> 02:08:04,200
Gigsweater than honey real fascinating to watch you should guy ever looked at a look to boy

2381
02:08:06,160 --> 02:08:11,540
At come or G's job, but he's homeless. What kind of work does he do?

2382
02:08:13,580 --> 02:08:16,440
He's a what you call it a feasting artist

2383
02:08:18,680 --> 02:08:20,680
Fucking Assange man, he's up to all

2384
02:08:21,500 --> 02:08:26,420
Assange is a fucking Dodge master man. He knows some feasting artists down in

2385
02:08:26,420 --> 02:08:28,420
Kayabashu district

2386
02:08:32,520 --> 02:08:39,220
Bruno Mars is in some Nick Grigoski. Thank you very much Grigoski. Wow. Whoa, that's not really my scene

2387
02:08:41,940 --> 02:08:43,940
Punch out okay

2388
02:08:45,180 --> 02:08:47,180
Slip of the tongue

2389
02:08:51,260 --> 02:08:55,960
Please be through as many punches you like I don't think I follow is this some S&M thing?

2390
02:08:55,960 --> 02:09:00,020
No, nothing like that come on by and watch if you've got questions. I work in the

2391
02:09:01,180 --> 02:09:03,180
Shichifuku parking lot

2392
02:09:04,800 --> 02:09:12,960
Kamoji Conan he's got plenty to teach you about fighting my boy, so I've gone back to some some other lad now I can't do back his accent

2393
02:09:13,820 --> 02:09:17,360
You'll kick yourself if you don't check it out. All right. I get the picture

2394
02:09:18,060 --> 02:09:21,720
Shichifuku parking lot. I'll swing by if I can find the time

2395
02:09:22,640 --> 02:09:27,520
It's Guryu-san for the Tejima family, right? I'll be waiting. See you soon

2396
02:09:28,580 --> 02:09:32,560
Another lad runs away in an overcoat strange David Lynch moves

2397
02:09:34,100 --> 02:09:41,160
Well that takes care of my troubles for today. I have to go down to the embassy and I asked for repatriation with my contrary

2398
02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:50,620
What does that even mean man? Are you still trying to recruit me into pro fighting or whatever it was?

2399
02:09:51,260 --> 02:09:53,260
That's exactly what I was

2400
02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:57,580
You got potential mouse man can't even dream about world champ tall could be yours my

2401
02:10:02,420 --> 02:10:05,740
Shapey fiend I want to say something shapey fiend

2402
02:10:06,260 --> 02:10:10,780
It's a great shape on the donation there and you're an old fiend for the stream

2403
02:10:11,180 --> 02:10:14,680
You say you like you coosah well welcome to the galaxy

2404
02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:19,120
Shavy feet thank you very much

2405
02:10:20,860 --> 02:10:26,220
Sorry, I'm no story I kid who fall for that line if you're looking to scout somebody keep walking

2406
02:10:27,920 --> 02:10:29,920
Tell you one thing boy

2407
02:10:30,180 --> 02:10:36,120
Keep living straight fight straight fight you wind up with a knife to your ribs in some dark alley

2408
02:10:38,180 --> 02:10:43,060
I'm trying my best like but it needs a lot of work. It's like when you hear the Americans doing them

2409
02:10:44,660 --> 02:10:46,660
Australian accents they can't do them

2410
02:10:52,340 --> 02:10:59,480
Who is this fucking backus lad who's just following me around and saying you're great. I don't trust his motives

2411
02:10:59,480 --> 02:11:16,480
He's not even a trainer he's just some lad who tells me to spend money on moves he walks away he doesn't run

2412
02:11:18,540 --> 02:11:20,540
He's legit fire

2413
02:11:20,540 --> 02:11:27,760
Apparently the talk or credit presidents in his office on Tahi Tahi Boulevard east. I'll start there

2414
02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:30,560
Go to talk or credit union

2415
02:11:33,600 --> 02:11:36,680
Look at this lad carrying a box can we bump into him? Yeah?

2416
02:11:57,640 --> 02:12:00,600
First-person view and just stare people's faces like in chemo

2417
02:12:02,140 --> 02:12:05,640
Sega high-tech land you go inside

2418
02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:10,760
No

2419
02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:27,040
Yeah pinkle thanks very much for the tip pinkle there. Hey

2420
02:12:27,980 --> 02:12:29,980
fucking nice of you house

2421
02:12:30,320 --> 02:12:35,040
Jimmy Christian is looking for John has anybody seen John or fucking Jimmy Christian?

2422
02:12:35,600 --> 02:12:37,600
Last season the belfry of the castle

2423
02:12:41,600 --> 02:12:48,720
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me. I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times

2424
02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:55,300
I'm infatuated with women you have been peddling lives you've peddled your lives all over here we go

2425
02:12:55,520 --> 02:12:58,560
Is that the best you can come up with fight time baby?

2426
02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:00,720
delinquents

2427
02:13:00,720 --> 02:13:02,480
fucking scum

2428
02:13:02,480 --> 02:13:06,020
Wow look at this rush style sonic rush

2429
02:13:06,980 --> 02:13:09,760
Grab a hold of one of these cunts by the the jacket

2430
02:13:10,340 --> 02:13:16,520
Fucking side grips. I'm gonna leather in take him to leather bridge. This isn't leather bridge your lip

2431
02:13:18,440 --> 02:13:20,440
Die. Die. Die. Finishing moves

2432
02:13:20,440 --> 02:13:25,440
I've got fire coming out of my ass

2433
02:13:25,440 --> 02:13:30,440
Too much sriracha on the fucking noodles earlier on. Bam!

2434
02:13:30,440 --> 02:13:39,320
Chilli flakes. Take that. Stick it up your mama duck. Yeah. Thanks mama duck. Glad you're back.

2435
02:13:39,320 --> 02:13:43,320
Thank you very much. He's crazy strong

2436
02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:56,320
Those guys are gonna need to head down to the fucking chemist and buy some ibuprofen generics cheaper than norepine. They still do the same job

2437
02:13:57,320 --> 02:14:05,320
Maybe get yourself some salpidine if you can be fucked going through the fucking Spanish inquisition as to what you're gonna do with them

2438
02:14:06,320 --> 02:14:12,780
Now let's get down to business down this road here and head to Tokyo Credit Union

2439
02:14:21,200 --> 02:14:24,140
I'd love a fucking better noodle now be honest

2440
02:14:35,540 --> 02:14:37,540
Get ready. How'd you get ready?

2441
02:14:40,540 --> 02:14:42,540
I'll fucking head in there and see how we get on

2442
02:14:42,540 --> 02:14:43,040
Get on

2443
02:15:06,540 --> 02:15:07,540
Bye boys

2444
02:15:09,540 --> 02:15:11,540
Thank you.

2445
02:15:11,540 --> 02:15:28,540
*Sings* Credit Union men!

2446
02:15:28,540 --> 02:15:48,540
*Sings* Yes!

2447
02:15:48,540 --> 02:15:51,540
Yes!

2448
02:15:51,540 --> 02:15:53,540
Yeah!

2449
02:15:53,540 --> 02:15:57,540
Fucking die ye cunts.

2450
02:15:57,540 --> 02:15:59,540
I think that's it now, is it?

2451
02:15:59,540 --> 02:16:03,540
The money men are done.

2452
02:16:03,540 --> 02:16:06,540
Back to brawler mode now.

2453
02:16:06,540 --> 02:16:12,540
What do I do with these? Do I pick them up? Do I?

2454
02:16:12,540 --> 02:16:16,540
Fucking smash!

2455
02:16:16,540 --> 02:16:20,540
Head upstairs. We head upstairs, are we?

2456
02:16:20,540 --> 02:16:27,540
How do I go upstairs?

2457
02:16:27,540 --> 02:16:28,540
How do I go upstairs?

2458
02:16:28,540 --> 02:16:30,540
How do I go upstairs?

2459
02:16:30,540 --> 02:16:44,540
What am I meant to do?

2460
02:16:44,540 --> 02:16:51,540
What am I meant to do?

2461
02:16:51,540 --> 02:16:53,540
What am I meant to do here?

2462
02:16:53,540 --> 02:16:56,540
Turn that down a bit, sorry.

2463
02:16:56,540 --> 02:16:57,540
I'm down a bit, sorry.

2464
02:16:57,540 --> 02:17:18,540
*Sings*

2465
02:17:18,540 --> 02:17:28,300
enter all right fucking out of third the sandwich thank you very much for that man

2466
02:17:28,300 --> 02:17:37,040
very kind of you this is for you brawler more fucking rush mode sonic rush this is

2467
02:17:37,040 --> 02:17:44,460
for fucking mama talk that's for fucking shapey theme band take one for the

2468
02:17:44,460 --> 02:17:52,240
fucking pinko team not saying you're gay that's for fucking stir the sandwich man make sure you stir

2469
02:17:52,240 --> 02:17:58,980
that sandwich in your sleep eternally live live with the fishes now hey down in the seaside

2470
02:17:58,980 --> 02:18:05,700
credit union yeah you're gonna let me take out three times the amount i put in is it

2471
02:18:05,700 --> 02:18:13,440
fucking nice can you wish a belated happy birthday to ral he's a shite hawk that bleeds buck fast but

2472
02:18:13,440 --> 02:18:23,140
he's fucking sound yeah yeah ral happy belated birthday to you you'll fucking buck fastus take

2473
02:18:23,140 --> 02:18:32,900
it handy welcome to the galaxy gilly yeah kieran mcgan how are you look kieran i'm gonna kill

2474
02:18:32,900 --> 02:18:36,840
everyone in this building it's credit union for you and then i'm gonna take out three times the

2475
02:18:36,840 --> 02:18:46,540
amount you've donated okay thanks for the tip

2476
02:18:46,540 --> 02:18:57,440
crocodile dundalk good day mate you flaming drango thank you very much now mr president higgins

2477
02:18:57,440 --> 02:19:06,300
talk what about it don't always stop playing the fool why'd you sit on why'd you set me up what are you after

2478
02:19:06,300 --> 02:19:08,300
*Montage of the face*

2479
02:19:10,300 --> 02:19:12,300
Hey! Stay where we are!

2480
02:19:14,300 --> 02:19:23,300
New voice guys, the new voice is here. It's the Tokyo president of the Credit Union and he's got a great new voice.

2481
02:19:23,300 --> 02:19:31,300
He's the guy that we've seen in the beginning in the car and his face also flashed up at the same moment as Feingold's face or my face.

2482
02:19:31,300 --> 02:19:33,300
With Feingold's name.

2483
02:19:33,300 --> 02:19:36,300
Fucking Goldfinger.

2484
02:19:37,300 --> 02:19:43,300
So here we go. Get ready for this in a new voice, brand new voice, Tokyo president of the Credit Union.

2485
02:19:44,300 --> 02:19:47,300
Viper Higgins, 2019. Here we go.

2486
02:19:50,300 --> 02:19:53,300
I tell you everything man, just calm down a minute okay?

2487
02:19:58,300 --> 02:20:03,300
I don't know anything about it you said up. I didn't even know what troll.

2488
02:20:03,300 --> 02:20:06,300
Said I should get the cash there in that bag lot.

2489
02:20:09,300 --> 02:20:11,300
And who was it that told you that?

2490
02:20:12,300 --> 02:20:14,300
It... it was... I!

2491
02:20:20,300 --> 02:20:21,300
Koozie.

2492
02:20:21,300 --> 02:20:22,300
Koozie.

2493
02:20:22,300 --> 02:20:24,300
Sir, no way. It was you.

2494
02:20:25,300 --> 02:20:26,300
Remember Koozie's voice?

2495
02:20:27,300 --> 02:20:28,300
I don't take a little fool.

2496
02:20:30,300 --> 02:20:33,300
What's that hey? What are we talking about Mr. President?

2497
02:20:36,300 --> 02:20:37,300
I have no idea!

2498
02:20:38,300 --> 02:20:47,300
Koo, what are you doing? Huh? Pretty sure I told you to turn yourself in hey. Instead you're over here doing fucking dumb shit.

2499
02:20:48,300 --> 02:21:06,300
I know it was getting soft. Back in the day one punch was enough to straighten out little shites like yourself.

2500
02:21:09,300 --> 02:21:15,300
Mr. President. Can I get a little privacy? Gotta get my boy here a lecture.

2501
02:21:19,300 --> 02:21:21,300
Hey! Take as long as you need man!

2502
02:21:24,300 --> 02:21:29,300
And I mean... and if you are tuning in now you're wondering why is he doing this? What's the story?

2503
02:21:29,300 --> 02:21:30,300
Well I tell ya.

2504
02:21:31,300 --> 02:21:34,300
I'm trying to lend an air of Japanese authenticity to the whole scene.

2505
02:21:35,300 --> 02:21:40,300
And I imagine going on Shenmue that these are the type of voices that would have been used.

2506
02:21:41,300 --> 02:21:44,300
So get the fuck if you think it's... if you think it's not working.

2507
02:21:45,300 --> 02:21:56,740
working I'm just doing the job that the Japanese didn't fucking bother to do okay okay okay okay okay

2508
02:21:56,740 --> 02:22:10,740
okay okay here I've one of these I'm also gonna do the act in the motions as well

2509
02:22:10,740 --> 02:22:30,360
that's good shit man that have a blast of this hello line four good evening

2510
02:22:30,360 --> 02:22:38,100
greatly enhanced his reputation I'm glad I have the opportunity I want to have a chat with you man no

2511
02:22:38,100 --> 02:22:49,560
bullshit you and Nishiyama you're orphans right you grew up in Kazama's giant fucking Sunflower

2512
02:22:49,560 --> 02:23:02,220
orphanage wasn't it Tashka Tashka you Tashka was after you we need we need the volume up here

2513
02:23:05,460 --> 02:23:16,920
what you mean by that he takes in the kids and then he owns them for life he's got you and your boy Nishikiyama

2514
02:23:16,920 --> 02:23:30,380
acting like human shields for man he's a rat you'd be willing to give your life for him wouldn't you that's some brainwashing kind of shite like there man

2515
02:23:30,380 --> 02:23:38,840
and the point of this is sir I'm not seeing where you're going with all this just please thank you me

2516
02:23:41,840 --> 02:23:59,840
Kiryu, I want you to spy on Kazama for me. I told you about the empty lot man, I get that land and I'm the next captain, next in line to lead the fucking Dejima family man.

2517
02:24:03,500 --> 02:24:26,080
But there's one piece of information I need to get like, and it's Kazama, and Kazama's fucking sitting on it my jar me. Information? Yeah. And I want you to get it out of him like, I doubt he'd ever fucking think to suspect you like, you know, pull this off and I'll personally guarantee your future in the family.

2518
02:24:32,160 --> 02:24:51,560
The Tojo clan's 25 grand men deep man, and the Dejima family is one of the major players. Making the upper ranks here is no small accomplishment. As a bonus, I'll give you the guy who actually murdered your man.

2519
02:25:00,820 --> 02:25:04,200
I'm fucking damn sure you're serving time if you turn down this offer.

2520
02:25:04,540 --> 02:25:04,820
Okay.

2521
02:25:07,000 --> 02:25:10,360
Join me, or go down with Kazama's ship.

2522
02:25:10,980 --> 02:25:12,140
Choice is yours now.

2523
02:25:12,720 --> 02:25:15,080
But I want you, I want your answer right now.

2524
02:25:15,280 --> 02:25:16,220
Right here.

2525
02:25:16,680 --> 02:25:16,960
Okay.

2526
02:25:17,940 --> 02:25:18,260
Okay.

2527
02:25:18,920 --> 02:25:19,440
Okay.

2528
02:25:19,900 --> 02:25:20,200
Okay.

2529
02:25:20,860 --> 02:25:21,420
Treaty.

2530
02:25:23,300 --> 02:25:24,460
Lieutenant Cousy.

2531
02:25:25,240 --> 02:25:25,580
Yeah?

2532
02:25:26,500 --> 02:25:32,060
You think you're smart enough to control the board, but you're too clumsy to hold the pieces.

2533
02:25:32,420 --> 02:25:33,560
A dose of laryngitis.

2534
02:25:34,900 --> 02:25:35,380
Huh?

2535
02:25:36,380 --> 02:25:40,760
You don't know a thing about me, and you sure as hell don't know Kazama's sand.

2536
02:25:40,840 --> 02:25:41,080
Okay?

2537
02:25:41,840 --> 02:25:42,320
Treaty.

2538
02:25:43,360 --> 02:25:44,300
Good evening, gay.

2539
02:25:45,600 --> 02:25:46,860
Cocky little shit, man.

2540
02:25:47,240 --> 02:25:49,100
You're gonna make an enemy of me.

2541
02:25:49,540 --> 02:25:51,780
You think you're ready for what that entails.

2542
02:25:52,580 --> 02:25:53,580
Laryngitis, Pat.

2543
02:25:54,380 --> 02:25:57,000
I'm ready, eh?

2544
02:25:57,260 --> 02:26:01,820
If I wasn't, I'd have no business calling myself a fucking Yakuza-like.

2545
02:26:03,020 --> 02:26:04,240
Laryngitis, Pat.

2546
02:26:07,100 --> 02:26:08,180
Hello, line four.

2547
02:26:08,280 --> 02:26:08,640
Good evening.

2548
02:26:12,100 --> 02:26:12,540
Gone.

2549
02:26:13,480 --> 02:26:13,920
Scene.

2550
02:26:14,160 --> 02:26:14,360
Done.

2551
02:26:14,660 --> 02:26:15,100
Accomplishment.

2552
02:26:17,040 --> 02:26:20,540
And that was Hollywood Voice Acting 101, and you want a piece of that.

2553
02:26:20,620 --> 02:26:21,820
I know you wanted a piece of that.

2554
02:26:22,200 --> 02:26:24,960
That's how we do business here in the Hollywood Hills.

2555
02:26:39,440 --> 02:26:41,020
That's not a number I recognize.

2556
02:26:41,420 --> 02:26:41,820
Who is it?

2557
02:26:41,880 --> 02:26:43,180
X719348.

2558
02:26:52,740 --> 02:26:53,680
Find a payphone.

2559
02:26:53,780 --> 02:26:56,680
And that is where we leave this chapter of Yakuza for today.

2560
02:26:56,920 --> 02:26:57,880
It's a new saga.

2561
02:27:00,680 --> 02:27:01,600
We will return.

2562
02:27:01,920 --> 02:27:04,360
I am sure we will return in due course.

2563
02:27:06,160 --> 02:27:07,400
Let's save this fucking thing.

2564
02:27:07,480 --> 02:27:08,040
I will save it.

2565
02:27:10,060 --> 02:27:11,660
Does it save automatically?

2566
02:27:17,800 --> 02:27:22,280
Can anybody there in the chat tell me lies about Limerick?

2567
02:27:22,420 --> 02:27:24,280
Can you tell me if there...

2568
02:27:24,280 --> 02:27:27,420
Do I have to save it, or is it automatically saved?

2569
02:27:27,420 --> 02:27:30,540
You have been peddling lies.

2570
02:27:31,440 --> 02:27:35,840
Why did you not discuss your years with St. Joseph's Spy Scout movement?

2571
02:27:36,340 --> 02:27:41,860
Why did you not discuss your well-paid employment with Jackie Brosnan?

2572
02:27:42,180 --> 02:27:43,820
Number two, Frank McCord.

2573
02:27:44,260 --> 02:27:45,220
I am...

2574
02:27:45,220 --> 02:27:46,560
I need to get some noodles.

2575
02:27:47,780 --> 02:27:48,540
Fucking starving.

2576
02:27:49,320 --> 02:27:51,900
But I believe Fontaine is going to be...

2577
02:27:51,900 --> 02:27:53,580
Going to be back...

2578
02:27:53,580 --> 02:27:55,380
Going to be doing something later on.

2579
02:27:58,080 --> 02:27:58,320
Treaty.

2580
02:27:58,320 --> 02:28:00,440
Go to the payphone to save it.

2581
02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:02,700
Thanks very much, Aaron McAdam.

2582
02:28:04,340 --> 02:28:06,160
Where is this fucking payphone now?

2583
02:28:06,160 --> 02:28:14,640
What's going on here now?

2584
02:28:22,220 --> 02:28:23,600
Not these cunts again.

2585
02:28:25,180 --> 02:28:27,200
Oh, you can avoid the battle by running away.

2586
02:28:27,540 --> 02:28:27,920
That'll do.

2587
02:28:27,920 --> 02:28:28,420
Oh, that's it.

2588
02:28:28,420 --> 02:28:29,080
Oh, that's it.

2589
02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:29,080
Oh, that's it.

2590
02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:29,620
Oh, that's it.

2591
02:28:29,620 --> 02:28:30,620
Oh, that's it.

2592
02:28:30,620 --> 02:28:31,120
Oh, that's it.

2593
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:31,620
Oh, that's it.

2594
02:28:31,620 --> 02:28:31,620
Oh, that's it.

2595
02:28:31,620 --> 02:28:32,620
Oh, that's it.

2596
02:28:46,620 --> 02:28:47,220
Oh, that's it.

2597
02:28:47,220 --> 02:28:47,960
Fat noodles.

2598
02:28:47,960 --> 02:28:49,100
I'd say Udon.

2599
02:28:49,300 --> 02:28:50,380
Fat noodles.

2600
02:28:50,700 --> 02:28:52,060
Beardsman MEP here.

2601
02:28:53,980 --> 02:28:54,860
Dream machine.

2602
02:28:54,860 --> 02:29:03,300
Moshi-moshi.

2603
02:29:03,300 --> 02:29:03,300
Moshi-moshi.

2604
02:29:13,300 --> 02:29:14,780
And, uh...

2605
02:29:14,780 --> 02:29:17,300
I need...

2606
02:29:17,300 --> 02:29:18,860
I need...

2607
02:29:18,860 --> 02:29:22,360
A suggestion for another game.

2608
02:29:23,140 --> 02:29:25,940
Just in case this saga doesn't work out for me.

2609
02:29:25,940 --> 02:29:26,960
Doesn't work out for me.

2610
02:29:26,960 --> 02:29:27,960
And then I, uh...

2611
02:29:27,960 --> 02:29:30,240
You can save the game and use the item box to payphones.

2612
02:29:30,460 --> 02:29:31,100
Save the game.

2613
02:29:31,300 --> 02:29:31,760
Great stuff.

2614
02:29:33,120 --> 02:29:33,920
Create new save.

2615
02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:36,120
Save complete.

2616
02:29:36,420 --> 02:29:37,100
That's just done.

2617
02:29:37,580 --> 02:29:38,280
Done for the day.

2618
02:29:38,280 --> 02:30:03,440
I love women.

2619
02:30:03,440 --> 02:30:17,180
I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women. I love women. I'm mad about women. I've been married three times. I'm infatuated with women.

2620
02:30:22,360 --> 02:30:52,340
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks for watching the stream. We'll be back soon. Probably Fontaine. Living the dream. Elenoir. Gotta have some noodles. Bit of fucking sriracha. Add a little bit of spice to your life. Spice up your life. Fucking Spicekers. Jerry Halliwell and the boys. Sporty. Scary.

2621
02:30:52,340 --> 02:31:21,280
Thursday darts. How are you Thursday darts? Please shout out Eddie and his boat. Eddie and your boat. I hope you're keeping well. Do you need to clean up down in the hold? Because I heard the starboard smells. Okay. Thanks very much for watching everyone. The saga. Has anybody got any other suggestions for a new saga?

2622
02:31:21,280 --> 02:31:38,320
Not Final Fantasy. I don't want an RPG. Something as close to Shenmue as we can get. Hitman. Alright Jimmy Jesus. Okay. I'll see you later on. Peace out.

2623
02:31:38,320 --> 02:31:44,040
Okay.
